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94touring 08-09-2005 04:11 PM

How many of you would masterbate while talking to a friend? If you did you would certainly freak out your friends, and it would be safe to say you had gay tendencies.







































How many of you have ever masterbated while talking to your friends on AIM?

Dramon_Killer 08-09-2005 04:12 PM

Thats pretty gay. I'd never do that.

94touring 08-09-2005 04:13 PM

touring94: let me ask you a question

RusspOTvn: yes

touring94: would you ever masterbate while talking to a friend

touring94: ?

RusspOTvn: i have?

touring94: no would you

RusspOTvn: i have

touring94: talking to a guy you were masterbating

touring94: and he was right there talking to you

touring94: ?

RusspOTvn: oh, no

RusspOTvn: i thought you meant online or on the phone

RusspOTvn: my bad

touring94: didn't think so...so on to my point....would you talk to a guy on aim and masterbate

touring94: aparantly so

touring94: isn't that wierd

touring94: fag

RusspOTvn: well

RusspOTvn: sometimes i've already started

touring94: lol

RusspOTvn: leave aim on

RusspOTvn: got my pr0n going

touring94: this is post material

RusspOTvn: you know how it is, you gotta finish

RusspOTvn: ****

RusspOTvn: damnit

RusspOTvn: i hate you

touring94: it won't involve you

touring94: i was just pondering this idea

RusspOTvn: oh

RusspOTvn: intriguing

touring94: https://www.nopistons.com/forums/ind...howtopic=54374

Dramon_Killer 08-09-2005 04:15 PM

you made that up. liar

94touring 08-09-2005 04:20 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

ambassador_josh 08-09-2005 04:21 PM

lol I knew there was some homo action between the two of ya



Dan: did you make him squeal yet? he's a screamer

94touring 08-09-2005 04:26 PM

I went to his house and sumped gas out of his gas tank. Wink wink nudge nudge know what i mean?

banzaitoyota 08-09-2005 05:27 PM

is that what you were dpoing while I was changing into my fishnet?

ColinRX7 08-09-2005 05:39 PM

wow just the fact that TWO PEOPLE HERE SO FAR have jerked off while on AIM with porn open is really damn disturbing





im not talking to any of you fuckers on aim anymore

nismo convert 08-09-2005 05:49 PM

it's not like you talk to me anyways, if i answer with 2 word responses i'm likely beating off, and you interupted me....







colins too much a of a prude to do anything riske.

Shane.Trammell 08-09-2005 05:53 PM

just put up an away message if you have to beat off with aim on

nismo convert 08-09-2005 05:59 PM

aim has an away message?







https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

inanimate_object 08-09-2005 06:04 PM

I'm with Colin on this one, I don't want to have to think whether someone is in hand to gland combat.



Mark

defprun 08-09-2005 06:58 PM

All the ****** time.

ColinRX7 08-09-2005 07:06 PM

[quote name='inanimate_object' date='Aug 9 2005, 07:04 PM']I'm with Colin on this one, I don't want to have to think whether someone is in hand to gland combat.



Mark

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yeah exactly







god people







can't you just wait until your in the shower like everybody else

nismo convert 08-09-2005 07:10 PM

who beats off in the shower?

ColinRX7 08-09-2005 07:11 PM

its a joke

nismo convert 08-09-2005 07:30 PM

oh like cp racing is a joke gotcha https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

spaceman Spiff 08-09-2005 11:31 PM

well not really while masturbating, i gotta take a break to type because i suck left handed...

94touring 08-09-2005 11:53 PM

Well guys its about midnight here and I just ended a stressful day with a good ending. I'll be on AIM getting my jack on if anyone wants to IM me.

Baldy 08-10-2005 10:50 AM

I never use any kind of instant messaging system.



start a new poll: how many people have talked to someone on the phone while masterbating or having sex (without the person on the phone knowing)

Sinful7 08-10-2005 12:16 PM

[quote name='Baldy' date='Aug 10 2005, 08:50 AM']I never use any kind of instant messaging system.



start a new poll: how many people have talked to someone on the phone while masterbating or having sex (without the person on the phone knowing)

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That's one reason I love my headset so much. Leaves both hands free.

banzaitoyota 08-10-2005 06:22 PM

Sigh :( I used to have a headset where I worked, but It fell off my desk or something; and somedickweed picked it up. Now my pay has been docked $45 for the replacement cost. To make matters worse some douche offered me another pair for the low-low price of $20!!!!!!! I thought co-workers weren't supposed to take advantage of each other like that. Then to make matters worse someone stole my Redbull from the fridge, So I ran down to waly-World on my break to pick some more up. I had heard thru the water cooler gossip that if you bought a 4 pack and then scanned one can at the self-serve checkout that it would only cost the same price as one can. So thats what I did, then some fag security card grabbed my arm as I was leaving and had me arrested for shoplifting. So know I lost my job, got docked $45 for a headset I never even got to use and I dont have any Redbull. To top it off the only places that are hiring al want me to pee in a cup; now I dont have the money to buy a clean pee drink. Plus the $478/month insurance Payment is due and CP Racing still hasnt shipped my parts, my Pineapple Engine is blowing smoke and Steve wont call me!

Rx7Widow 08-11-2005 12:36 PM

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Aug 10 2005, 05:22 PM']Sigh :( I used to have a headset where I worked, but It fell off my desk or something; and somedickweed picked it up. Now my pay has been docked $45 for the replacement cost. To make matters worse some douche offered me another pair for the low-low price of $20!!!!!!! I thought co-workers weren't supposed to take advantage of each other like that. Then to make matters worse someone stole my Redbull from the fridge, So I ran down to waly-World on my break to pick some more up. I had heard thru the water cooler gossip that if you bought a 4 pack and then scanned one can at the self-serve checkout that it would only cost the same price as one can. So thats what I did, then some fag security card grabbed my arm as I was leaving and had me arrested for shoplifting. So know I lost my job, got docked $45 for a headset I never even got to use and I dont have any Redbull. To top it off the only places that are hiring al want me to pee in a cup; now I dont have the money to buy a clean pee drink. Plus the $478/month insurance Payment is due and CP Racing still hasnt shipped my parts, my Pineapple Engine is blowing smoke and Steve wont call me!

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Really now. I don't know where the drug test thing came in, but we're clean on that.





You had a bad childhood, didn't you hon? It's alright banzai, we're here for you https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR

ambassador_josh 08-11-2005 12:40 PM

I'm a dickweed, too.



Clever coincidence.

banzaitoyota 08-11-2005 12:57 PM

u two need to quit taking the internet so seriously https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

94touring 08-11-2005 12:58 PM

I'm whacking it right now if anyone is interested.

Sinful7 08-11-2005 01:15 PM

so am i.. from work

okisil80 08-11-2005 03:24 PM

I don't know what to think about this

banzaitoyota 08-11-2005 03:31 PM

^Should I?

Baldy 08-11-2005 03:57 PM

it's all the rage

ambassador_josh 08-11-2005 10:47 PM

Give yourself the stranger!


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