Well for those that don't know I work at an elementary school. For all those people who say that anybody can teach. They're full of crap!



10. When asking your kids to sing you a song they begin singing the un-edited version of "Whats Your Fantasy?"



9. Being told by a mom that she wants her kid on a 5th grade level by October when he only has a 2nd grade IQ.



8. While putting a little girl in her parents SUV she grabbed my nuts and used it as a handle bar.



7. After asking a kid to read another students sentence out loud he says..."I like to ride dicks"



6. The only hot chicks you meet are their to pick up their kids.



5. Watching students who's hormones are just beggining to kick in grab the teachers breasts.



4. Knowing that their are at least 400 girls that like you but all are under the age of 12.



3. Listening to a kid say that it would be cool if white people where the only people allowed to go to school and people from other races had to go somewhere else and not be allowed to tell him otherwise!!



2. You have to make a kid go to lunch (state law https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif ) even if he is feeling sick only to have him blow chunks in the hallway.



1. All the kids think your car (fd) is ghey because it does not have a tail. Which I later found out meant...It doesnt have a big ass wing on the back!







All this stuff happend this week. And it is only wednesday. Its alot of work but I love it. I get paid to act like a kid. Cool stuff! I have so many funny stories but this is just examples of a few.

u have been molested by a child. LOL

yeah and the sad thing is that she was only 5 https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

yeah man...I just started teaching this week as well. a 4 credit Drawing for Designers course at a University...



Its harder than I thought it was gonna be!





but at least the "hot chicks" are there for class...not to pick up their kids https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png haha

Get me a job there.

Well my situation is a little different. I teach high school kids during the summer. I teach Marching Band Camp. So I don't have all those problems, but I do have the ones about girls liking you. Problem with me is if I was ever stupid enough to do something with them, A I could go to jail because they are all to young, B I would lose my job, C I would be considered a sex predator, D I would go to jail for doing my student. But I enjoy teaching them. Especially because I can be a hard ass on them, and then they give me names like Devil and Whitey.



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You like it when a little girl grabs your nuts? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



They only need spanish speakers. Which sucks for you cause I work with some hot teachers!

Holy crap...



you teach marching band...



ugh..



mod, please ban this person.

i would probably pay to see a little kid do that.

I teach adults so it is not bad.. at least when it comes to behavior.. but it is pretty hard makingthem leard since they have lotsa stuff on their minds.. By the Way I teach Photoshop and Digital Imaging to them.

I plan on getting into teaching in the future. I want to go to Japan and teach all the high school kiddies there how to speak english. Right now I teach 3 Japanese guys english (18, 21, and 28 yrs. old). It's pretty fun, except when you have to spend 15 minutes on trying to teach them how to say "really" instead of "lealee".

well im deterred from teaching. i allways thought it was gonna be like kindergarted cop! j/k https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

My brother just graduated with is elementary education degree. He's worked at summer camps since he was old enough to work.



Now he moved to Minnesota to live with some girl he met over the internet, and he's working for her family changing locks on repo'd houses or some ****. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png damn reverse child molestation https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif you should go to japan and teach english too let them girls grab your junk...at least they would love your fd.

I wanted to teach something like marching band. But you have to have a degree and I lack that right now. I guess being a All-Region player your freshman year wasn't enough. Almost made state my sophomore year but then I got out.

I just applied to teach high school science at the county here. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

I don't work full time. I only work camps. Basically before school actually starts they practice and I teach then. I was in all-state all through middle school and high school, and I also went to National Honor Band. I was pretty damn good in my day, but now I don't have the time to practice or keep up the trade so I teach marching. Which is cool cause I can still get involved, and I can concentrate on woodwinds in sectionals and actually get them to sound good. And Dramon Killer, hey as a part time job making 600-700 a week for going and getting a free tan, and free food, and yelling at some kids seems like a pretty good deal to me.



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Joe, i probably wouldve been all-state this year until i quit my senior year. Been all-district since middle school and made 1st cut past two years. gotten 1's and 2's at state solo and ensemble competitions since middle school as well.

Hehe...thats some crazy stuff. My junior year one of our teachers was messing with some chemicals that were left in corroded containers and when they fell out it started a huge fire. I was in the building when it happend. the fire department was their forever and the building stunk for a month. Good Luck! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif





So your a woodwind player? Sorry to hear that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif I was a big bad trumpet player! But like you I think I have lost my touch. I thought it was cool because one of my students told me that when he got to the 6th grade he wanted to be in band and play the trumpet or drums. It bought tears to my eyes https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png