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j9fd3s 06-02-2004 11:21 PM

so we actually have a legitamate nigerian customer at work, he gave us a credit card and it worked! to we sent him his stuff (took 4 days ups ground!?!!?!) and he's ordering more tomorrow. isnt that veird?

Apex13B 06-02-2004 11:26 PM

scary, they try that crap all the time at my 2nd job at the hat store

j9fd3s 06-02-2004 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jun 2 2004, 08:26 PM
scary, they try that crap all the time at my 2nd job at the hat store

this guy's bought $10k worth of kia parts so we know 2 things



1. he's nuts

2. the kia rep likes him

Apex13B 06-02-2004 11:35 PM

i need hyundai parts mike!





kia = hyundai, so tell me waht is interchangeable

j9fd3s 06-02-2004 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jun 2 2004, 08:35 PM
i need hyundai parts mike!





kia = hyundai, so tell me waht is interchangeable

i dont know, but we can get stuff cheap!

Apex13B 06-02-2004 11:45 PM

my transaxle has a kia symbol on it!....find out!

RotaryXSevn 06-02-2004 11:48 PM

my pee pee has a kia symbol on it......

j9fd3s 06-02-2004 11:50 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jun 2 2004, 08:45 PM
my transaxle has a kia symbol on it!....find out!

lol, ok

Dramon_Killer 06-03-2004 12:10 AM


Originally Posted by RotaryXSevn' date='Jun 2 2004, 08:48 PM
my pee pee has a kia symbol on it......

Ditto. On that same note, i'm korean.

j9fd3s 06-03-2004 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by RotaryXSevn' date='Jun 2 2004, 08:48 PM
my pee pee has a kia symbol on it......

so it doesnt work?

banzaitoyota 06-03-2004 08:53 AM

or do you have to put magic sauce on the electrical connectors for it to function?

Baldy 06-03-2004 09:07 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jun 2 2004, 11:30 PM
this guy's bought $10k worth of kia parts so we know 2 things



1. he's nuts

2. the kia rep likes him

that's enough parts to build, what, 20 cars?

j9fd3s 06-03-2004 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jun 3 2004, 06:07 AM
that's enough parts to build, what, 20 cars?

actually it was like a pallet of fuel pumps or something. the kinky part is that once they got to nigeria, he sent em to the netherlands

Tom93R1 06-03-2004 09:39 AM

Speaking of Nigerians, http://www.419eater.com/index.htm

TYSON 06-03-2004 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jun 3 2004, 10:27 AM
actually it was like a pallet of fuel pumps or something. the kinky part is that once they got to nigeria, he sent em to the netherlands

The Dutch run all the Nigerians bank account scams for them these days. Mebbe this is how they get paid? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

banzaitoyota 06-03-2004 09:55 AM

Hi my is is Nigel Dodoowhoop, I am the son of the late Fracisco Dodoowhoop; who was tracillay killed by a falling cocnut droped by a formally coconut ladden sparrow. My late father had 42 BIZILLION Canadian dollars in a bank account. If you help me I will pay in the sum of 1300 KIA Fuel pumps.

SpecialT 06-03-2004 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jun 3 2004, 08:51 AM
so it doesnt work?

Hahahaha!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

UniqueTII 06-03-2004 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jun 3 2004, 09:55 AM
Hi my is is Nigel Dodoowhoop, I am the son of the late Fracisco Dodoowhoop; who was tracillay killed by a falling cocnut droped by a formally coconut ladden sparrow. My late father had 42 BIZILLION Canadian dollars in a bank account. If you help me I will pay in the sum of 1300 KIA Fuel pumps.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



What was the weight of the unladen swallow?

TYSON 06-03-2004 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Jun 3 2004, 01:47 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



What was the weight of the unladen swallow?

African swallow or a European swallow?

Tom93R1 06-03-2004 01:13 PM

Was that a migratory coconut that killed your father?

Baldy 06-03-2004 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by Tom93R1' date='Jun 3 2004, 01:13 PM
Was that a migratory coconut that killed your father?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

UniqueTII 06-03-2004 01:23 PM

I thought it was a Nigerian swallow. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

banzaitoyota 06-03-2004 01:27 PM

Do Nigerian's Swallow?

TYSON 06-03-2004 01:33 PM

Not enough of the classics here.



Search For the Holy Grail



Swallows an coconuts?



The scene in question

banzaitoyota 06-03-2004 01:42 PM

So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

TYSON 06-03-2004 01:44 PM

"I fahrt in your general directione!"



"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"


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