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TheRX7Project 05-20-2008 05:18 PM

LOL Check this email I got.... hilarious. Obviously a scam.




Calvary Greetings,



May God grant you the wisdom and sympathy to understand my situation and how much I need your help, herein I plead however strange or surprising this contact might seem to you, as we have not meet personally or had any dealings in the past, I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit.



My names are Mrs. Mourine Mawo, and I am inviting you to partner with me in this strategic ministry, I am a widow of Dr. Mofus Mawo who is a business man, we were married for 22 years without a child and he died last year after a brief illness.



Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my health condition (cancer of the lever and stroke) having known my present health condition there is a deep secret which I want to share with you in full confidentiality as a co-worker in Gods vineyard.



Before my husband died last year he had a banquets at a Trust Company valued at ($3.400.000 us dollars) Having known my health condition, I feel it will be legally proper to donate this fund to you to utilize in propagating the word of God and in building orphanage homes for less privileged people.



I therefore seek your consent to this decision to handle the funds the way I have stated herein, and I also want you to always remember me in your prayers for my up coming Cancer Surgery.



Please any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose; I expect your favourable response urgently, indicating your full interest to this ministry partnership.



In Christ



Mrs. Mourine Mawo.

My Alternative email address:

phinsup 05-20-2008 06:10 PM

So what i gather from this is you hate god? How dare you! If jesus was here there's no way in hell he would make you a daquiri

1988RedT2 05-21-2008 02:03 PM

How cynical are you that you would think it's a scam? It sounds perfectly legitimate to me. This world is full of rich people who are desperate to give their money away to someone they don't even know. Something exactly like this just happened to a good friend of mine, and now he has a garage full of expensive toys and more hot bitches than he can do in a week. I'm just not sure if he's ever going to get around to building that orphanage.



Dr. Mofus? For real? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

TheRX7Project 05-21-2008 08:11 PM

Hello I'm Dr. Mofus.

j9fd3s 05-21-2008 09:20 PM

would you stroke my lever? i have the cancer of it

75 Repu 05-22-2008 01:46 PM

you better be careful, i hear that lever cancer is nasty stuff, maybe contagious.

teknics 05-23-2008 05:48 PM

i had pedastal cancer, but once i stood up and fought it, i winnded.



kevin.

1Revvin7 06-01-2008 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='900811' date='May 21 2008, 10:20 PM
would you stroke my lever? i have the cancer of it

LOL

defprun 06-02-2008 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='900811' date='May 21 2008, 06:20 PM
would you stroke my lever? i have the cancer of it



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