Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Tennessee is planning to

do its own, entitled "Survivor-Tennessee Style."



The contestants will start in Harriman, travel up to Oneida via Route

27 and on to Jamestown and York. Then they will head down to

Crossville Through Grassy Cove and over to Sweetwater. From there

they will proceed over to Madisonville, then back around through

Tellico, Knoxville, and finally end up in Rockwood.



Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a

large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is

harmful to your health. The Vols suck. Vote YES for an income tax.

Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"



The first one that makes it to Rockwood alive, wins. Good luck to all

contestants!!

hell/

Guess you have to be from that area to fully appreciate the Joke..

yeah... I guess.

For all you Californians: Think BARSTOW

what about us Coloradoians?

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Colorado, hmmmmm Estes?



To many Fags and Lezbians in Denver for me

oic..

Oh, Maybe more like Commercy City