> >After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.

> He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his

> new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place.

> >

> >His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone

> at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing

> her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she

> had the movers come and collect her things.

>

> On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful

> dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and

> feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had

> finished, she went into each room and deposited the half-eaten

> shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods.

> She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

> >

> >When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for

> the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell.

> >

> >They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out.

> Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air

> fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set

> off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and

> in the

> end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet.

> >

> >Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They

> could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow

> a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving

> company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking

> everything to

> their new home...

> >

> >...including the curtain rods.

take that, biotch!

Revenge its a beutiful thing.

I was told a good idea (bad idea?) is to duct tape a can of sardines to the bottom of someone's car, then punch holes in the can. I have yet to try it.

no no if you wanna make a car smell, take some cans of tuna, take the juice out and pour it into the vent ducts right below the windshield on the outside.



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kevin.

Only a pound of shrimp? Lightweight.

my office got fished once, thats right about the smell. day 3 and you're ripping everything apart to find it



mike

Put a fish in a jar of milk and put it under someone's seat. Eventually, the jar will break and it will be the worst smell in the history of the world.

Judging by the "at a customer's house" thread, shouldn't it be a chicken leg in a jar of milk?

Either way...hell, just the jar of milk would probably be enough for me.