In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Haiku poetry has strict construction rules: each poem has only 17 syllables - 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan. Aren't these better than........... "your computer has performed an illegal operation?" The Web site you seek cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting Close all that you have worked on You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. I ate your Web page. Forgive me; it was tasty And tart on my tongue |
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Aug 13 2003, 08:47 AM
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. The two best IMO |
Out of compression.
We wish to hold the whole sky, But rotary is a Bird. |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Aug 13 2003, 10:39 AM
Out of compression.
We wish to hold the whole sky, But rotary is a Bird. hhmmm...7? |
odd..
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banzaitoyota
make unexpected humor my coffee has flown |
posts in fc section
must involve fc fer sher fly it must like bird |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Aug 13 2003, 12:06 PM
posts in fc section
must involve fc fer sher fly it must like bird 6? |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 13 2003, 01:08 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Aug 13 2003, 12:06 PM'] posts in fc section
must involve fc fer sher fly it must like bird 6? [/quote] Aren't you a picky mofo today? I don't see you posting in haiku |
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