The neighbors behind us have an annoying parrot, it squaks all damn day and night. So I've been rolling out to the fence and saying "Don't Tell My Husband" over and over again. I'm hoping the parrot will pick this up, repeat it, they will divorce and the parrot will move.

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.... that's awesome!

******* brilliant strategy, Phins! Try other phrases, too. Like "I never let my husband put it in there." And "Oh my gosh, yours is so much bigger than my husband's." And of course, "So it's true what they say about black men!"



The downside is, if any of the other neighbors overhear you while you're doing this, they're going to think it's pretty damn weird.

ROFL!! That's RAD!

I don't want to make it unbeilable, just simple, too much **** will make it too easy for the bitch to say it's the crazy ******* neighbor.



And no, my neighbors would not be suprised by anything i do at this point. They think I'm ******* crazy anyhow.

Bwahahahahahah!

Teach it to say...



"I never narced on nobody..."

My aunt and uncle have like 8 parrots. They also own a plant nursery. They will sometimes bring one of their birds to work with them to hang out and the customers like to talk to the birds. Well this one particular parrot they usually brought to work, named Buddy, also slept in the same bedroom as my aunt and uncle. Well he apparently learned sex noises from them and started screaming them at the customers one day. The customers freaked out and the bird hasn't returned to the store since.





--Lauren

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