its starting to bug me now when i see people DOING the stereotypical things they are supposed to. we're told its not true, and we cant make fun of it, but then every donut shop has a police car in front of it.

Stereotypes exist because, by and large, they ARE true. It's just in this age of political correctness, we are told that it's "BAD" for us to judge people based on stereotypes. It's why airport security has to strip search three grandmas for every one wild-eyed Middle-Eastern terrorist-looking dude.

but the grandmas like it

You are carelessly assuming that since your grandma likes it, that all grandmas like it. There's a name for that, what was it....?

*cough* hooker *cough*

it's even funnier when they are in total denial about it

******' right it is.



Dude called Buddha (we call him that cause well, hes fat) opens up the big bay door in our shop...its freezing out. I close the door and someone asks me..."why did you close the door" I'm like "Well Buddha opened it I figured he was just hot cause of his blubber"...



"...Blubber?" My friend continues..."He doesnt have Blubber he's people, it's fat! The sun's coming out open the ******' door."



I couldn't help it..."Unlike some ******* people I dont hibernate or dive deep into the ocean so I didnt pack on the pounds..."

you're probably one of the sauciest fuckers ive ever met before.

im scared

Charliemurpheh what did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!!