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9BASE3 02-20-2003 09:32 AM

It really sucks. I think I need to get surgery... Haven't been to the doc yet though.



I noticed it the last time I was with my girl... When it got up, I felt a weird pulling pain in my groin... I thought it was an ingrown hair or something stupid...



Woke up the next morning...and noticed I have one vien running down my dick that is rock hard. It goes down the middle, then around the end. It's all swollen like the blood is trapped in there. Pinched off somewhere...



Anyway, I press on the swollen vien and I feel a sharp pinch on the passenger side of my crotch... above my johnson. It hurts.





Anyone had one of these before?



Sorry to share... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

apexkw 02-20-2003 09:44 AM

passenger side...lol

9BASE3 02-20-2003 09:56 AM

Yeah... lol... But seriously... This sucks..

banzaitoyota 02-20-2003 10:00 AM

ooowie!

SpecialT 02-20-2003 10:03 AM

Passanger side, Wahahahahaa!

But Yikes, that sounds like it really sucks!

But as I do not have a penis. . .I can't really symathize. .

Go see a doctor!!!!

Don't want to be out of the game, permanently. . .Do you!! :smirk:

9BASE3 02-20-2003 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Feb 20 2003, 10:03 AM
Passanger side, Wahahahahaa!

But Yikes, that sounds like it really sucks!

But as I do not have a penis. . .I can't really symathize. .

Go see a doctor!!!!

Don't want to be out of the game, permanently. . .Do you!! :smirk:

You know, its thinking of you that did this to me!!



Yeah... This sucks. It's REALLY painful when I get a hard on... Just that much more pressure on that goddamn thing... I made an appointment, but the doc said it doesnt "sound" urgent... I said "WHAT? THIS IS MY DICK WE'RE TALKING ABOOT." He laughed. What an *******...

MichRX7 02-20-2003 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 AM
You know, its thinking of you that did this to me!! :squirt:

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm........

Joe Flo 02-20-2003 10:59 AM

dude!! Thats not cool at all. Go see a doctor. I wouldnt even want to take chance with the guy down their. Hurry before its too late and the have to amputate.

j9fd3s 02-20-2003 10:59 AM

um yeah, that sounds pretty important to me. is it under warranty?



mike

75 Repu 02-20-2003 11:21 AM

Yeah check the small writing, I'm pretty sure there's something in there that covers defective winkies..



Damn that sux bro..

r0t0r-rooter 02-20-2003 11:28 AM

Time to get a rebuild/reman

75 Repu 02-20-2003 11:32 AM

I confess. I just clicked in here to see r0t0r-rooter's avatar..

j9fd3s 02-20-2003 11:33 AM

haha, its nice :bigthumg:

Srce 02-20-2003 11:35 AM

WTF you want me to do, OPERATE? LOL, everyone missed the point of my post. WTH is wrong with you people, I feel your pain Justin. :bigok:

cymfc3s 02-20-2003 11:45 AM

id re-solder it.

9BASE3 02-20-2003 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by r0t0r-rooter' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:28 AM
Time to get a rebuild/reman

I wonder if Judge can give me a bridgeport...





I Hope I get an appointment TODAY...

FikseRxSeven 02-20-2003 12:36 PM

ooouuuuuch............ but i guess if something breaks replace/repair with something better https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

75 Repu 02-20-2003 12:39 PM

replace those worn parts with carbon fiber..

Turbo II 02-20-2003 12:43 PM

emergency room? try and get some sympathy from the female nurses https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

9BASE3 02-20-2003 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Feb 20 2003, 12:43 PM
emergency room? try and get some sympathy from the female nurses https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

Not a bad idea... It'll have to be before they cut me tho... Unless they are vampires...

JimmyJimboJet 02-20-2003 10:04 PM

you should've done your reliability mods..

Sinful7 02-20-2003 10:28 PM

Sounds like a pressure surge in the line. Did you check the pulsation dampner?

JimmyJimboJet 02-20-2003 10:31 PM

i thought you didn't use any block-off plates?

bradley87se 02-20-2003 11:20 PM

I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Sinful7 02-20-2003 11:31 PM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

What?? You're ******* kidding.

rx7machine 02-20-2003 11:35 PM

9BASE3, that really sucks man.. that would really suck if you had to have surgery..


I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious
lmao.


you should've done your reliability mods..
Yea, that's what messed you up.. those damn vaccum lines.. :smirk:

drifter 02-20-2003 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 21 2003, 01:20 PM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

lol! Are you ******* serious!!!!!!!! :eek: https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/moon.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif :puke: https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

ThirdGenRX7 02-21-2003 12:48 AM

omfg I think i'm going to have nightmares now... my penis had best not get fucked up

9BASE3 02-21-2003 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Dude. PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE ******* PULLING MY LEG. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

9BASE3 02-21-2003 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Dude.

9BASE3 02-21-2003 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: smilie_table() in /home/virtual/site2/fst/var/www/html/forums/sources/Topics.php on line 717

j9fd3s 02-21-2003 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Feb 21 2003, 08:59 AM
[quote name='bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM'] I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: smilie_table() in /home/virtual/site2/fst/var/www/html/forums/sources/Topics.php on line 717 [/quote]

you're not kidding! you dont want an aftermarket wang, that's rice



mike

Sinful7 02-21-2003 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 21 2003, 11:10 AM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='Feb 21 2003, 08:59 AM'] [quote name='bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM'] I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: smilie_table() in /home/virtual/site2/fst/var/www/html/forums/sources/Topics.php on line 717 [/quote]

you're not kidding! you dont want an aftermarket wang, that's rice



mike [/quote]

You should get a TypeR wang.

MichRX7 02-21-2003 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by bradley87se' date='Feb 21 2003, 12:20 AM
I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Actually the lead singer for Three Dog Night talks about that in his biography. It happened to him on tour while he was nailing some beauty queen from Oklahoma for the first time.



Imagine her surprise.

Srce 02-21-2003 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Feb 21 2003, 11:17 AM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Feb 21 2003, 11:10 AM'] [quote name='9BASE3' date='Feb 21 2003, 08:59 AM'] [quote name='bradley87se' date='Feb 20 2003, 11:20 PM'] I had a friend with the same thing...he thought that if he just screwed his girl more it would go away. To make a long story short his tallywhacker exploded in mid stride with his girl and is now using an aftermarker wang. Take no chances man...this is serious

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: smilie_table() in /home/virtual/site2/fst/var/www/html/forums/sources/Topics.php on line 717 [/quote]

you're not kidding! you dont want an aftermarket wang, that's rice



mike [/quote]

You should get a TypeR wang. [/quote]

Watch it with the Type R there buddy. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png


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