Subject: Songs for the Aging Baby Boomers
Some vocal artists are updating their older hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. 2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. 3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. 4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. 6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now. 7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver. 8. The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. 9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. 10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair. 11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. 12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. 13. Abba -- Denture Queen. 14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. 15. Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. 16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again. 17. Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To. 18. The Beach Boys -- Cardiologist Girls 19. The Beach Boys -- I Don't Get Around 20. The Beach Boys -- Help Me Up, Rhonda 21. The Rolling Stones -- Pick Me Up 22. The Duprees -- Try(ing) to Remember 23. Pat Boone -- Advil Love https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif |
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van halen: running to the bathroom? could this be senility? teacher with hot flashes?
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21. The Rolling Stones -- Pick Me Up
thats the only one i find amusing |
buffett gets off scot free, he's already in the club, as it were
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14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
what good will that do, the knocking i mean? |
Originally Posted by 89 Rag' post='818534' date='May 10 2006, 05:53 PM
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. what good will that do, the knocking i mean? did u read the beach boys one's? they're worse then the tony orlando one |
quiet riot: cum on feel the noise (cause you cant hear it can ya?)
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ac/dc: hells altzheimers!
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