.....the doctors yanks it out and I cum like a muthfucker! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

TMI?

nasty???

Oh man, I have the worst story ever. If guys are somewhat squeamish just avoid my post.



I work with some AF Tac-Ps, and back at Benning, we were doing some field problems and one of the Air Force dudes didnt show up. We went about our day just to have him call at like 1830 with this story:



"Dude where the **** have you been?"



"I couldnt **** so I went to the doctor"



So hes in there on the doctors table, on his back with his legs spread eagle so the doc can see his ass. The doc can see that its all swollen but cant figure out what is causing it. He eventaully brings in another doc and they are both sitting there staring at this poor dudes ass-hole. After 15 more minutes of this the doc notices a tiny black spec right above his rectum. Upon closer inspection, its a tic, and the bit mark has become infected. The doc, without thinking, grabs some tweezers and removes the tic. Instantly a ton of pus is released, which in turns lets loose a torrent of fecal matter. We're talking all over the doc, his assistant, the wall, the bed, the counter. Absolutely terrible. Crazy doc should have thought about cause and effect. Enjoy you're dinner https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

is "knotted rag" military slang for a big fat ****?

nawww.

Just saw a comedian who said he was on a blind date and they go to her place.She tells him how you really get a big orgasm from ass beads.He then says,'So there I am...."





That there is funny I dont care who you are. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

LMAO i just saw a porn with ass-beads, didnt look fun for her.....

Apparently you aren't supposed to yank on them like a Briggs & Stratton

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif your not?

that's what i was afriad of https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png