why oh woy did iyh drvie home?



wwo, some one whoue should have stoen my keys, i foudn them in the freezer



then, i drovehome, warmed the car up, got my hat and cell phione, an drove home



bad idea, hot chicks, everyone left, not i'm hoime



played 3 drinkintg games: something bitch, then the flippy cup game, then drink more, and ow i'm druink



no mor eitilll tomorrow...

dont even tinkin gabout criticising my spelling you deproumpoin;lkgj

your a moron you know that? you should give me your car before you crash it. i like to drink. but i would never EVER think about driving drunk. good job.

you cant spell liota







this round is mine!

ahhaa iread the first couple sentances and said "man. he's drunk"

haha, so i've started to sober up, it's bed time



no, you cannot have my car



part of the college experience is driving drunk



my spelling has improved, suckas!

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say!

You can't justify your social irresponsibility with a line like that!

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yeah...thats really ****** stupid...i've known way to many people that have died in drunk driing crashes

okay, now i'm awake, and i must agree, i get the stupid award



what i did was completely dumb, and i've gotta stop doing that. heck, i need to stop drinking soo much in general. i wasn't planning on drinking that much, but those stupid games and a bong really mess you up. i can't keep track of how much i've had to drink, and then i end up getting trashed/tossed/blitzed instead of just kind of drunk, which i was shooting for b/c i can sober up within a couple of hours and still drive home safely.



someone should have taken my keys, the problem with that is everyone was drunk so all i have to do is convince a drunk person i'm sober when i'm drunk to get my keys back...



I PROMISE TO GOD AND EVERYONE ON THIS FORUM, I WILL NEVER DRIVE DRUNK AGAIN.



if you read another drunken post, and someone didnt' drop me off or i wasn't across the street at northgate, yoiu know i drove home drunk. if that happens, mods: you have my premission to temorarily ban me or punish me or something.



my mom called me this morning, and i occurred to me, what if she heard i died in a car wreck and was calling about that? what if i killed someone and she was calling about that? for the sake of other people, myself, and my car, I WILL NOT DRIVE DRUNK EVER AGAIN!



i'm quite mad at myself. i'm going out to a club tonight, but i will not get drunk. i'll try and get a ride with someone, and if i dont, i wont have more than 5 drinks.



man, i am stupid. never again.