im gonna be selling cutco knives pretty soon.



so does anyone wanna buy some from me and help a nga out?



their scissors can cut a penny in half. and all of their products have a forever guarantee.

http://www.iol.ie/~locoblade/mystuff/eric.jpg



lol - just kidding.



Mark

Dont forget the 100 dollars for your starting sales kit. Did that stuff in 85......knives will last forever but most people scoff at the high price.

Upper middle class is your target.I never made money but cut a lot of pennies.

handle first!!!!!

i have a cutco knife and it ******* SUCKS







how do you explain that ****?!

[quote name='l8t apex' date='Aug 7 2005, 02:49 PM']Dont forget the 100 dollars for your starting sales kit. Did that stuff in 85......knives will last forever but most people scoff at the high price.

Upper middle class is your target.I never made money but cut a lot of pennies.


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my friends already made 1300 in 3 weeks (at about 9K, hes at 25% commission now) and my other friend is up to 6K in sales in a little over 2 weeks.

[quote name='ColinRX7' date='Aug 7 2005, 04:31 PM']i have a cutco knife and it ******* SUCKS

how do you explain that ****?!


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call up cutco and be like "yo, my knife ******* sucks, fix it" and then theyll be like BAM! fixed.

2 Friends of mine did that. It's not "The perfect job", its a great "temporary fling" but it won't last. Eventually you'll cover all of your SOI, then it's curtains for you.



They also had a lot of BS going on with how the checks were being cut (No pun intended).



Mostly everyone I know laughs at their ad's...

I sold that stuff. Or I should say, tried to sell. I am not a sales person.

Does it cut thru a can of Red Bull>?

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Aug 8 2005, 04:22 AM']Does it cut thru a can of Red Bull>?


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As a matter of fact it does......





















































Jerk https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

At least I didnt ask if it would cut a headset cord!





























BTW: Hows the job search progressing?

I work for cingular, and she works for Don Pablo's (mexican restaurant)



redbull wasnt hiring :(

what about walmart?

lol. eric with a job. scary though.



"hey, i sell knives"....."holy ****, he has red ******* hair"...."let's beat him"

well, went in for my interview today, and got hired. also got a call back from albertsons so im going to take that job as well. (eric the red likes the moneys)

Hi im Erik the red, would you like to buy a very expensive set of knives from me?





get a real job!

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 8 2005, 07:09 PM']well, went in for my interview today, and got hired. also got a call back from albertsons so im going to take that job as well. (eric the red likes the moneys)


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[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 8 2005, 07:28 PM']Hi im Erik the red, would you like to buy a very expensive set of knives from me?

get a real job!


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whats albertsons?

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 8 2005, 11:41 PM']whats albertsons?


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grocery store. dude, work at a car dealership. work in a parts department, or work as a porter. you got your driver's license right? at least you will have fun.

lots of girls in retail, even ones that like red

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 8 2005, 11:59 PM']lots of girls in retail, even ones that like red


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haha, good point!

I already worked for WalMart. I decided if my bills aren't getting paid anyways, I'm at least going to have fun at my job, and make more than 6.50 an hour.

my dads the parts manager at a bmw dealership, but he wont hire me. hes full, and has people who can do it better than me.

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 9 2005, 12:44 AM']my dads the parts manager at a bmw dealership, but he wont hire me. hes full, and has people who can do it better than me.


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tell that mothefucker to fire somebody, or you will disown him!!!!! j/k



parts department looks like alot of fun, you get to do nothing all day pretty much, unless you deal with the asswads who work in the shop.



which I might add, I have noticed it takes the asswads at our shop 6 hours to do a ******* oil change.

[quote name='Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 9 2005, 12:44 AM']my dads the parts manager at a bmw dealership, but he wont hire me. hes full, and has people who can do it better than me.


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you dont want to work with dad



but if he is the parts manager maybe he knows of a shop that needs someone to sweep the floor and start on easier jobs

Haha disown parents that's funny.



Son: Right, I'm pissed off with you - I'm disowning you, getting a job and moving out!

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Mark

[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Aug 9 2005, 03:08 AM']you dont want to work with dad



but if he is the parts manager maybe he knows of a shop that needs someone to sweep the floor and start on easier jobs


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yeah it was bad enough while i was working there before, i was in a different department but it was annoying as hell. and all of the shops that he knows are smalltime and dont make enough to hire on somebody else.

I saw a redhead when I was getting lunch. I was like, OH ****, ERIC! Then I realized there's no way you could be here and there at the same time.

I also seen a red headed kid today, he looked sad, but at least he wasnt peddling knives, he was going into Duncan Donuts- maybe to get a Turbo Ice