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Midnightdriver 10-31-2003 02:43 PM

Has anyone been watching fox news? some crazy dude walks up to a lawyer and just starts shootn his ass. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png the news guy counts 8 shots but hes an idot..he was counting hand movements..he needs to count muzzel flashes. anyway thats some crazy **** https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Jims5543 10-31-2003 02:47 PM

Hmmmmm....... being how I hate lawyers right now I think I will not comment on that one.

j9fd3s 10-31-2003 02:50 PM

yah, i was gonna say he might have made the world a better place?



but thats kinda cruel

Baldy 10-31-2003 02:52 PM

yeah, doesn't matter what he did, still sucks that he got shot





my uncle's a timeshare lawyer, but I don't think that has anything to do with screwing people over...there's just a lot of mumbo jumbo involved with timeshares

i.didnt.do.it 10-31-2003 02:54 PM

Yeah..it was pretty funny watching him dodge bullets behind a tree. He walked away though.

Baldy 10-31-2003 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Oct 31 2003, 04:54 PM
Yeah..it was pretty funny watching him dodge bullets behind a tree. He walked away though.

wow, that's awesome!



"harry, you're alive! and you're a horrible shot!"

Midnightdriver 10-31-2003 02:57 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png they say the lawyer was hit several times but still he dances good...or the fat guy is just a shitty shot https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/argue.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/ban.gif

9BASE3 10-31-2003 02:59 PM

I think if someone started shooting at my I'd just go ****** ballistic on them...

banzaitoyota 10-31-2003 03:02 PM

damn!!!!

UniqueTII 10-31-2003 03:15 PM

If someone started shooting at me I'd just hope they were a bad shot.

SpecialT 10-31-2003 03:20 PM

I think if someone started shooting at me . . . I'd wanna freak out!

But I'd probably be dead. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

UniqueTII 10-31-2003 03:24 PM

We'd all freak out, T.

i.didnt.do.it 10-31-2003 03:24 PM

The funny part is, the guy who shot at the lawyer, just walked away like nothing happened....lol

j9fd3s 10-31-2003 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 31 2003, 01:15 PM
If someone started shooting at me I'd just hope they were a bad shot.

i'd be like pulp fiction, when that guy unloads on jules and vincent



mike

Baldy 10-31-2003 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Oct 31 2003, 05:24 PM
The funny part is, the guy who shot at the lawyer, just walked away like nothing happened....lol

maybe it was just one of those things you just have to get out of your system? like the pumpkin on the doorstep thing

SpecialT 10-31-2003 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 31 2003, 04:24 PM
We'd all freak out, T.

If someone started shooting at me?

Cool!

I'll let you know if it happens! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Baldy 10-31-2003 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Oct 31 2003, 05:25 PM
i'd be like pulp fiction, when that guy unloads on jules and vincent



mike

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I couldn't watch that movie all the way through. Just made no sense, and nothing was going on. Or maybe the head-splitting migraine had something to do with that.

SpecialT 10-31-2003 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Oct 31 2003, 04:25 PM
maybe it was just one of those things you just have to get out of your system? like the pumpkin on the doorstep thing

But the Jack-o-lantern is WAY FUNNIER!!!

Baldy 10-31-2003 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 31 2003, 05:27 PM
But the Jack-o-lantern is WAY FUNNIER!!!

I don't know, have you ever actually shot at somebody?

SpecialT 10-31-2003 03:32 PM

Yes! I HAVE!

No. . . no I haven't https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

I got nothin'.

But common. . . a note that says "YOU"!

How funny is that!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

j9fd3s 10-31-2003 03:38 PM

i ve thrown things does that count?

SpecialT 10-31-2003 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Oct 31 2003, 04:38 PM
i ve thrown things does that count?

Depends? How fast can you throw?

UniqueTII 10-31-2003 03:45 PM

I throw bullets. I mean donuts.



I punch things, but usually not people.

j9fd3s 10-31-2003 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 31 2003, 01:42 PM
Depends? How fast can you throw?

slower than traffic?

Sinful7 10-31-2003 04:42 PM

i took out my gun Wednesday night, loaded it, and went walking around the neighborhood, waiting for someone to step up.

SpecialT 10-31-2003 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Oct 31 2003, 05:42 PM
Hi, My name is Steve and I'm your friendly neighborhood Thug!

YIKES!

75 Repu 10-31-2003 06:33 PM

I think that place is down the street from where I live.. I was wonderin why there were like four news choppers hoverin earlier..

TYSON 10-31-2003 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Midnightdriver' date='Oct 31 2003, 04:43 PM
Has anyone been watching fox news? some crazy dude walks up to a lawyer and just starts shootn his ass. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png the news guy counts 8 shots but hes an idot..he was counting hand movements..he needs to count muzzel flashes. anyway thats some crazy **** https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

How is this crazy? At least it was a lawyer...

Srce 11-01-2003 12:46 AM

This thread is funny as hell. LOL

i.didnt.do.it 11-01-2003 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by Midnightdriver' date='Oct 31 2003, 03:43 PM
just starts shootn his ass

i thought he shot him in the neck https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

Jims5543 11-01-2003 12:46 PM

The lawyer was sharp. He hides behind a 6" wide tree for protection.



Tip- Run away as fast as you can. The average handgun owner can not aim for ****. The further you get the less chance of him hitting you.





It seems like the lawyer was representing the gunman and didn't do **** for him in court. He was overheard yelling this is what you get for taking my money.

Midnightdriver 11-01-2003 02:05 PM

Its crazy because the guy did it right in fron of court house and news crews...hes crazy or got real huge balls

UniqueTII 11-01-2003 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Oct 31 2003, 05:42 PM
i took out my gun Wednesday night, loaded it, and went walking around the neighborhood, waiting for someone to step up.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...UR SO TUFF.

RattyPatty 11-08-2003 07:04 PM

Ha I saw that on the news, the gunman was in his mid-to-late 60's. hes just s senile old bastard with a gun


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