NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

was at a bar last night and the cover band played this........ha ha

"Scotty doesn't know,

That Fiona and me,

Do it in my van every Sunday,

She tell him she's in church,

But she doesn't go,

Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know...

Oh, Scotty doesn't know-ow, so don't tell Scotty,

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY.

Fiona says she's out shopping,

But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, so don't tell Scotty,

Scotty doesn't know, DON'T TELL SCOTTY.

I can't believe he's so trustin',

While I'm right behind you thrustin',

Fiona's got him on the phone,

And she's trying not to moan,

It's a three-way call and he knows nothin'...

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, don't tell scotty, 'cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know,

Don't tell scotty, we'll put on the show, everyone will go, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know.

The parkin' lot? Why not?

It's so cool when you're on top,

His front lawn, in the snow,

Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know...

I did her on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty will know, Scotty has to know, Scotty's gotta know, gotta tell Scotty gotta tell myself,

Scotty doesn't know...

"

from eurotrip.....ha ha