[size=4]From: Ivan M [mailto:ivann2323@yahoo.com]

Sent: Friday, March 10, 2006 5:18 AM

To: gerardjablonski

Subject: Re: 1996 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo - $4200



Hello there,

I am glad of your interest shown in my car.First of all I want to tell you I am located in

London,United Kingdom and so is the car.Because of my job I have to move all the time. I work for DAS (Dependable Autos Shippers). This is a good thing for you because I can ship it for free.The price I hope to obtain is $4,200US.If you have any other questions feel free to ask and I will answer ASAP.

Regards !!

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From me to him:



Yah that sounds like a good deal, however I own a dildo company and would like to pay you in the form of 5000 dildos, in different forms of course. I have big black ones, big white ones, ones that vibrate and so on. I would like to ship these dildos out to you ASAP so I can receive the car before april. Thanks in advance!





Miguel (the name I used haha)







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His reply:



From: Ivan M [mailto:ivann2323@yahoo.com]

Sent: Saturday, March 11, 2006 10:19 AM

To: gerardjablonski

Subject: RE: 1996 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo - $4200



Hello there,

I will try to tell you in few words how the process works through SquareTrade.

Their primary purpose is to protect buyers and sellers from fraud. SquareTrade services accept and hold payment from the buyer until the buyer receives and approves the merchandise. Only then do they forward the payment to the seller.

If you decide that you want to go further in the purchase,look how we will proceed. You need to email me as soon as possible your full name and shipping address and as soon as i receive these informations from you i will forward them to SquareTrade along with the rest of the details in order for them to open a case regarding our deal, and they will contact you with more informations about the process(payment,protection policy..etc).they will guide you through the process so we can close this deal successfully and in the best manner!

The payment details will be sent at SquareTrade and they will release me the founds only after you will receive the car.

I'll look forward to close this deal with you !

Thank you,













My reply back to him:







So you wouldn’t accept dildos in your ass for the form of payment? Please let me know ASAP!



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His final reply to me:



Hello there,



I am so sorry but i cant accept.The only way that we can close this deal is trough Square Trade because i use it before and i was verry satisfied.Hope to hear from you soon.



Thank You !!!

Thats kinda gay



Oh a different note, I just looked at your myspace page....its definately gay.

yea like totallyyy. I was soooo trying to get your number and i was like omg hes sooo hawtt like totallyyyy.

Roflcheesecake?

Hahaha, some guys try to use that crap on me on a FD that he have and told me he was in the minitaly station in uk. So, he told me about that square crap and I was like sure thing, just wait for my check that is going express to your ass. hehe

soooo you won't take dildos in your ass as a form of payment? hehe

rofl

sinful kindly put away yur chode

you didnt try to trade for cellphones?

or "personal training"?