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Yup I got a touch of road rage the other day. This fugly lady with coke bottle glasses is in a cavalier next to me at the light. we are about 5 cars back in line. The SECOND the light turns green she starts laying on her horn. Then keeps beeping because people are not accelerating fast enough for her. I look over at her like she is an idiot and move on.
As luck would have it she ends up behind me a few lights later. I did not notice until the light turned green. She is laying on her horn again I have 6 cars in front of me I can not go any faster!! She swerves over abd putts by me going about 5 MPH faster. I am like WTF!! So I get behind her and proceed to lay on my horn for the next 2 miles. Man I was getting yelled at by people along the way who had no idea what was really going on. I then buzz up along side of her so she could give me the finger I smiled downshifted and blasted by and put her on the horizen behind me. I am amazed she has not been shot yet. |
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Oct 4 2003, 03:45 PM
I am amazed she has not been shot yet.
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Originally Posted by MonsterMR2' date='Oct 4 2003, 04:59 PM
She was, last night.
humm. ok. |
haha. You should have just stopped at the green light..
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I hear that **** Jim..but my solution, I'm gonna buy a paint gun, pop the hatch, and start popping people with paint that do **** like that. I'm sick of that ****...
But on another note: I was drivin' down US1 (highway where I(we) live) and there was this guy swervin' in and out of traffic. I'm like 'This guys gonna cause an accident'; sure enough, this maniac tailgates an FL redneck. The redneck waved at him to back off and this guy flicks him off. BAD CHOICE. The redneck just locked 'em up and the guy went right under his truck... I couldn't help but laugh and tell the redneck "******' Nice!!!" (BTW, Jim, this happened right in front of Mobile by your shop!!!) Too funny... |
when she was behind you at the light I would have gotten out of the car and stuck my ass in her window, with any luck a nugget would have
fallen out onto her lap. |
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 4 2003, 02:08 PM
when she was behind you at the light I would have gotten out of the car and stuck my ass in her window, with any luck a nugget would have
fallen out onto her lap. |
That was was mental I am sure. I think I will keep poo in my car and fling it at people.
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Oct 4 2003, 06:43 PM
That was was mental I am sure. I think I will keep poo in my car and fling it at people.
kevin. |
the other day on my way to lunch I pull up to a light and there is a old woman beside me with one of those oxygen things that go up your nose driving the car next to me, like she escaped from an old person's home or something. I'm just thinking "only in florida..... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif
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