Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,



Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...

Alright stop - collaborate and listen,

Rice is back with a brand new invention.

Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,

6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.

Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know,

hit my neon lights, and I'll glow.





To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,

and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.

Dance, I got a speaker that booms,

this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.

Deadly, listen to tha dope melody,

if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.

Love it or leave it you can't gain way,

with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.





If there was a problem yo I'll solve it,

check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...





Now that my suspension is jumpin',

my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin.

Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',

cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.

Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,

you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.

In your souped up E-clipse or G-T-O...

I'm on a roll, I always ride solo.

Rollin', in my 2 point 0,

it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.

Tha girlies on stand by,

don't even want to say "Hi".

Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.

Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,

I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.

The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Westheimer Avenue!





Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis,

I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghini's.

Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,

ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.





If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,

check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...





Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,

Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it.

My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,

rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.

'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal,

with an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.

4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is hype, and you wanna

step

WITH THIS.

In my rearview you'll fade,

slice like a Ginsu,

sounds like a Kitchen- Aid.

So fast, that all tha VR-4's say "DAMN!",

if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.

Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,

magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.

If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,

check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,

Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...



Yo, we outta here...



Word to yo mutha....



I thought this was funny it was on one of the mustang boards that I am on... thought you guys may get a laugh out of it.... some of them really hate honda's and Acura's but I dont know who wrote it.....

That pretty much says it all.



At least I have a healthy appreciation for old school muscle and new school zip with a little bit of common sense. I think this helps me to pick out some BS from the extensive aftermarket scene. When it comes down to it though I'm all about what goes fast- so if its a 10 second mopar or an 11 second honda I can dig them both.



To many people feel so strongly about their personal preference that they end up hating whatever is different. Its too bad too. You miss out on some great stuff.

I just thought it was funny... hope no one takes offense from it. none is meant!

If anyone does they should probably get a sense of humor implant. TAking yourself too seriously causes brain tumors... Or maybe ulcers... Oh yeah, that's right- Hemmoroids!

LMAO! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

well I thought it was funny... dont know if the honda and acura boys will like it.... lol :newlaugh:

**** them. We don't like them!

HAR HAR HAR

Funny thing about all this is that Mazda is owned by Ford- So really, by driving a Mazda, we are by proxy driving An "American" machine.

- Thinking outside of the box of course (OOOHHH I hate that saying I hear it everyday at my bullshit corporate job- but I'm so brainwashed it seems to be the best wa to put it)

hehe, yea i saw this a long time ago on a Celica forum...