RFREEMAN27: ehm
RFREEMAN27: im\\ Eric Happy Meal: ello! RFREEMAN27: omg Eric Happy Meal: i know RFREEMAN27: im drunk Eric Happy Meal: yeah i gathered that RFREEMAN27: alligators bothering you Eric Happy Meal: **** yeah those thigns are poppin up like walnuts RFREEMAN27: **** his **** up RFREEMAN27: they dontlkered rope lickerish RFREEMAN27: trust me RFREEMAN27: thye will totally go to the ocan RFREEMAN27: ocean RFREEMAN27: if they see the red rope Eric Happy Meal: theyll just get up and walk there? RFREEMAN27: helll yeah RFREEMAN27: if we hVTHE red ropel RFREEMAN27: imabout to falloff thechair RFREEMAN27: godess RFREEMAN27: **** RFREEMAN27: postthisshit RFREEMAN27: spacebr is goooooooooone Eric Happy Meal: then/type.like.this RFREEMAN27: liekthusi RFREEMAN27: ? Eric Happy Meal: use.the.periods.nigga RFREEMAN27: danspenis soutlike.a.**********er.in.a.big.black.urne RFREEMAN27: urine* RFREEMAN27: post itgod.damnit\- Eric Happy Meal: is that so RFREEMAN27: yeah RFREEMAN27: toilet Eric Happy Meal: did you eat the toilet? RFREEMAN27: i dropped my phone in the RFREEMAN27: toile RFREEMAN27: et Eric Happy Meal: i heard porcelean tastes good RFREEMAN27: it auxka RFREEMAN27: no Eric Happy Meal: bob it out like its an apple RFREEMAN27: pee scks RFREEMAN27: i gBBWD the atenna Eric Happy Meal: pee sex? RFREEMAN27: o Eric Happy Meal: wtf is pee sex!?!? RFREEMAN27: butt sex RFREEMAN27: inthe toilt RFREEMAN27: trsut e RFREEMAN27: me RFREEMAN27: it was sweet Eric Happy Meal: hahahahahaha Eric Happy Meal: ill have to try that out Eric Happy Meal: who did you do it with? RFREEMAN27: joe Eric Happy Meal: was he big? RFREEMAN27: 2 inxh RFREEMAN27: i had better times wiping my ass RFREEMAN27: they are allasleep RFREEMAN27: i dono what to do RFREEMAN27: im in their dor Eric Happy Meal: stick it in their butts RFREEMAN27: wide awke RFREEMAN27: dude Eric Happy Meal: pee in their hair RFREEMAN27: lol RFREEMAN27: if i had to i would Eric Happy Meal: ill give you money if you do it and get a pic RFREEMAN27: nocamera RFREEMAN27: illlookROUNDTHO Eric Happy Meal: take a **** on their keyboard before you go to bed RFREEMAN27: ****** caps lick RFREEMAN27: lol RFREEMAN27: im not rrying to **** my bst frisnd withthe poopie Eric Happy Meal: you already had toilet sex with them RFREEMAN27: no RFREEMAN27: i had reguoar sex Eric Happy Meal: the next step is lobically to pretend your poop is a penis RFREEMAN27: lol\ RFREEMAN27: i had sex with a chick that is here] Eric Happy Meal: theyll thank you tomorrow, i promise RFREEMAN27: notyou] RFREEMAN27: im not that drunk Eric Happy Meal: was she there when you had sex with her? Eric Happy Meal: well go drink more! RFREEMAN27: no ashe wAS on mars RFREEMAN27: of course RFREEMAN27: but im not trying to butta\rap her while shes asleep Eric Happy Meal: what the hell was she doing on mars? RFREEMAN27: i donno RFREEMAN27: but i was there sticking it in ehr ass Eric Happy Meal: was that the toilet sex? RFREEMAN27: no RFREEMAN27: nooilet sex Eric Happy Meal: how do you have toilet sex? RFREEMAN27: i donno qwhy you saythat Eric Happy Meal: and pee sex RFREEMAN27: i have bed sex RFREEMAN27: car sex RFREEMAN27: dorm se |
dormsex bitch!
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yeah, that's pretty drunk!
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sloppy drunk sex!
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RFREEMAN27: im going to bed
RFREEMAN27: like RFREEMAN27: in the bed Eric Happy Meal: pee sex? RFREEMAN27: like im paying attention the the keyboard RFREEMAN27: no pee sex RFREEMAN27: that was earlier you missed oyu RFREEMAN27: out RFREEMAN27: right up the vag Eric Happy Meal: maybe next time RFREEMAN27: peeing RFREEMAN27: yea RFREEMAN27: ill hi you up RFREEMAN27: so we can have sex in the pee together RFREEMAN27: night Eric Happy Meal: hahaha see ya his away message: sex in the pee! |
******* right im drunk, whadda u gonna do bioooootch!
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have sex right in your pee
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RIGHTUP THE PEEHOEL
ERICSDONGIS SMALLNOUGH TO fit up mypee |
my knee s beleedong and i donno why
i might need a doctor ****, its onthe carpet |
stay up and pound more beer!
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