Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?". But the

initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus

drive?".



One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth

because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the

Garden of Eden in a Fury".



But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.

The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your

Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".



Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers

are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds

a long blast".



Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to

talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel

where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own

Accord..."



Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced

by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph

is heard in the hills".



Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:

"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land". And,

following Jesus' lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda...

"The Apostles were in one Accord".

Repost!!!!

OK then let's pick cars for other fictional characters.



Maybe Superman, or the easter bunny?

I thought it meant What Would Jesus Drink??? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

In one of the Tucker Max stories, he gets drunk and insults lots of people, someone asks him "what the hell are you doing?" or something to that effect, and his response is "what? I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus would've done." hilarious, at least when actually reading the story.

I never got that WWJD thing - hmm what would jesus do? Perform a Miracle? Or maybe get crucified by an angry mob.



Mark

Right a book, you can have jesus do whatever you want.

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This is not exactly my area, but I believe the expression "What Would Jesus Do?" is to remind us that we should seek to be more like him in the way we live our lives. Be kind and generous to others, be humble, etc. etc.



So it's not so much about HIM, but about YOU. Get it?

what would alvis do?