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>60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.

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>Chicago people sunbathe.

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>50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

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>Chicago people plant gardens.

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>40 above - Italian cars won't start.

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>Chicago people drive with the windows down.

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>32 above - Distilled water freezes.

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>Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

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>20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

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>Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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>15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

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>Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

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>0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.

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>Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket

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>over the sweatshirt.

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>20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.

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>Chicago people get out their winter coats.

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>40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.

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>Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

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>50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

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>Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

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>60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.

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>Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

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>460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.

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>Chicago people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"

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>500 below - Hell freezes over.

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>The Chicago Cubs win the World Series

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ive been to chicago in the winter, its frikin cold



mike

Yeah, I'm ******' freezing my ass off. Damn Floridians and Californians. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

i'm in NJ winter sucks ass here too. i guess that's why so many people SUV's for 9 months when they don't need to :smirk:

its like 10 degrees here right now

it`s 27 here feels pretty good https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

it was like 70 yesterday



mike

I used to live in Nome, Alaska. When it got up to 10 above it was time to put on t-shirts. I fought a fire once(I was with the fire dept), when it was 50 below and the wind was 50+ mph.(two big houses on fire, four people dead) When I took my scott air pack mask off I had huge ice balls hanging from my beard and the mask to part of the beard and face skin with it. I froze parts of my fingers black(lucky didn't have to have skin grafts.)

When it was about "0" we would go outside and blow soap bubbles. They would freeze in the air and roll along the ground. The ocean in front of town(behind all the bars in town) would freeze for 30 miles out and you could drive on it and snow machine on it.

It was so nice here on Saturday...I went out and considered going back in to leave my coat at home. I had to laugh when I passed the bank and it was only 32. I guess it's all relative.

Dude that was a creative post. I'm actually laughing. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Floridians don't own wooly hats



yesterday (monday) I went for a ride on the motorbike, t-shirt and jeans...very nice...I just hate when it's like 20 in the morning and 60 in the afternoon...screws you up, keeps you sick

50-60's here in Okinawa.. and I'm fucken cold.. lol

That's why I like it here...it's 8 in the morning and 9 at noon.

I thought noon was 12?

8 degrees and 9 degrees....Fahrenheit.



I just checked the weather channel...the predicted high for Thursday is 1. Nice.

right now its 60 degrees here in sunny florida https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



sweating my balls off

nj has the most varied weather, thats why we're ll crazy in nj we go from 20 below to over 100, crazy shiznit....and we still blame it on ******* el nino or whatever.



"el nino.....spanish for ..... the....umm..... THE NINO!"



kevin.

boy the weather out here in LA is nice. nice and warm this morning.

long island isnt too bad. cold but what really sucks is the crap they throw all over the roads to keep em dry. after the snow is gone al it is is a powder layer that coats to ur car leaving crystilized salt all over to mess with the paint. :rant:

Biatch!!! I froze my ass of this mrning. It isn't snowy or anything, but the windchill is dangerously shitty. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png





WOW, I'm flatered, ******' CUBS. :bigok: