The "F" Word

(Correct use of the "F" word)



When is us of the "F" Word (@#$%) Acceptable?



There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has

been considered acceptable for use.



They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"



-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912





10. "What the @#$% was that?"



-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945





9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



-- George Armstrong Custer, 1877





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."



-- Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



-- Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"



-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



-- Michelangelo, 1566





4. "Where the @#$% are we?"



-- Amelia Earhart, 1937





3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"



-- Noah, 4314 BC





2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



-- Bill Clinton, 1998





and a drum roll please............!





1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."



-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

12. shut the **** up banzai



-nick nopistons.com 2005

I actually thought those were funny! I need sleep.

hahaha.... #12 was the best.

i personally like number 2. no matter how stupid that **** is that he got some dome, it is still dumb people freaked out about it.