> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
> dating for over a year, and > so we decided to get married. My parents helped us > in every way, my friends > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! > > There was only one thing bothering me, and > that one thing was her > younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was > twenty years old, wore > tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would > regularly bend down when > quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. > > It had to be deliberate. She never did it when > she was near anyone > else. > > One day little sister called and asked me to > come over to check the > wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. > She whispered to me that > soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and > desires for me that she > couldn't overcome and didn't really want to > overcome. She told me that she > wanted to make love to me just once before I got > married and committed my > life to her sister. > > I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. > She said, "I'm going > upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead > with it just come up and > get me." > > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I > watched her go up the stairs. > When she reached the top she pulled down her panties > and threw them down the > stairs at me. > > I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous > figure, then turned, and > went straight to the front door. As I opened the > door and stepped out of > the house. I walked straight towards my car. > > My future father-in-law was standing just > outside the door. With tears > in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very > happy that you have passed > our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man > for our daughter. > Welcome to the family." > > The moral of this story is: Always keep your > condoms in your car. |
I heard that joke with her mom.
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stop reading the stupid threads on the evil forum banzai. i have finally noticed what happened to u
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What? It was just emailed to me at work? I don't repost crap from the Evil Lounge here! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png
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SEE!!!!!!:Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 14:28:26 -0400
From: <final59@bellsouth.net> To: <sjkonecny@duke-energy.com>,<cliff.wheaton@wheaton.com>,<cannone@m indspring.com>,<elizabeth.robinson@millville.org>, <zach12@aikenelectric.net>,<rstuh69680@aol.com> Subject: [Fwd: good for a laugh] > > From: Lorihuk@aol.com > Date: 2003/09/10 Wed AM 11:56:07 EDT > To: macjan@worldnet.att.net, eta1@optonline.net, DVMBakerFR@aol.com, > C21Gracella@aol.com, JBohny8172@aol.com, sjcalton@optonline.net, > Casperi9@aol.com, Hfchierico@aol.com, VeronaLady@aol.com, > Sugababie9@aol.com, KColegary@aol.com, JerseyGeorge@aol.com, > CruzMOrtiz@aol.com, Coolredd40@aol.com, EquityXprs@aol.com, > Birdyrn11@aol.com, agenneke@cosmetic-essence.com, > hankstr@optonline.com, century21rh@optonline.net, Neilnutley@aol.com, > jjdk@webtv.net, ANNJO21@aol.com, Tsdcn99@aol.com, C21Link@aol.com, > jksales@comcast.net, final59@bellsouth.net, dustysmom19@msn.com, > KenLaVita@aol.com, lisa.m.bradley@saint-gobain.com, Lyonsden84@aol.com, > dcparsons_2000@yahoo.com, C21patpopola@aol.com, dssb@optonline.net, > m.roberts2@att.net, Century21Kelly@aol.com, ltstorms@msn.com, > BAVPT@aol.com, BOBC21@aol.com, CVSATC21@aol.com, Dvbangel315@aol.com, > rtvolino@optonline.net, tdzilin@ptd.net > Subject: good for a laugh > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been > dating for over a year, and > so we decided to get married. My parents helped us > in every way, my friends > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! > > There was only one thing bothering me, and > that one thing was her > younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was > twenty years old, wore > tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would > regularly bend down when > quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. > > It had to be deliberate. She never did it when > she was near anyone > else. > > One day little sister called and asked me to > come over to check the > wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. > She whispered to me that > soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and > desires for me that she > couldn't overcome and didn't really want to > overcome. She told me that she > wanted to make love to me just once before I got > married and committed my > life to her sister. > > I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. > She said, "I'm going > upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead > with it just come up and > get me." > > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I > watched her go up the stairs. > When she reached the top she pulled down her panties > and threw them down the > stairs at me. > > I stood there,, frozen, admiring her gorgeous > figure, then turned, and > went straight to the front door. As I opened the > door and stepped out of > the house. I walked straight towards my car. > > My future father-in-law was standing just > outside the door. With tears > in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very > happy that you have passed > our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man > for our daughter. > Welcome to the family." > > The moral of this story is: Always keep your > condoms in your car. > > |
I'd have gone up stairs... I'm weak...
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that's hickin' frilarious!
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dude what kinda dad is that anyway? im already losing one daughter, y try and risk losing another one?
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Sep 10 2003, 11:24 AM
dude what kinda dad is that anyway? im already losing one daughter, y try and risk losing another one?
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Sep 10 2003, 05:08 PM
so are you saying you would have sex with the dad too?
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