I also admitted to eating shampoo!!

i dont find that as disturbing as the purchase of "foo-foo" shampoo

I'd rather eat foo-foo shampoo with a fruit base than like head and shoulders or somethin.

you need to stop eating your shampoo then you need to stop buying foofoo shampoo, use a damn bar of soap, what do you use a loofa too?

I used a bar of soap for a while, it was actually really, really good. It kept my hair from getting puffy (the redhead thick hair) made it look normal. Only downside to soap it dried out my scalp like a sonofabiatch!

Okay, I bought a pomegranate! Now what the hell do I do with it? I don't think I'm supposed to eat it like an apple?

Naw you eat the little red thingies.

Alright, I'm going in! Tell my wife I love her!

LOLz make sure to breathe...death my pomegranate might not be all that bad but its EXACTLY what the taliban want.

i just finished eating one!