There is this guy who lost an eye in a fight. He looks like a freak without it and goes to a doctor who recommends a glass replacement. The guy cannot afford one so the doctor fits one made one out of wood which is cheaper. However, he becomes really self conscious about it and becomes a bit of a recluse. One day a friend gets him out to a bar. He sees everyone dancing and wants to join in.



He sees a chick with a hunchback standing around and thinks "Well, no one else is asking her to dance and she is worse off than me so I'll ask."



He goes up to her and says, "Want to dance?"



She looks really excited and says, "Would I!"



The guy says "Wood eye! Wood eye! Well **** you, hunchback!"

HAHAHAHA!!! good one!





...I'm stealing it!

Im not even kidding when I say I would tell that joke when I was 10 years old, it still gets laughs though

i read that book!

I saw the movie!

"This wheel is drivin' me nuts!!"

i don't get it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

That's because you're not insane! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

rofl, that's what I'm gonna do for halloween next year! Pirate with a steering wheel on my crotch!! W3rd.

whoa what dimension are you in