A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made
by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!" 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 6. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 11. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?" And the best one of them all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there." |
good, now i know what to say in about 10 years. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png
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LMFAO
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Am I imagining things, or is virtually every thread about sphincters and rectums and anuses (anii??) started by Banzai?
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Oct 23 2003, 05:49 AM
Am I imagining things, or is virtually every thread about sphincters and rectums and anuses (anii??) started by Banzai?
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Thank you for clarifying that! I did win the contest with my rilliant guess of "SPHINCTER"
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Oct 23 2003, 01:18 PM
Thank you for clarifying that! I did win the contest with my rilliant guess of "SPHINCTER"
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This thread has gone to ****. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Oct 23 2003, 05:32 PM
This thread has gone to ****. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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Decided to make this another thread. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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