I was just looking through a few girls profiles on my AIM list, and I've read these quotes that they have that Paris Hilton says. Must say, hands down these are the dumbest ******* quotes ever said. I mean seriously, it sounds like she had a 3 year old make these up for her. Ill just list a few ..





No matter what a woman looks like,

if she's confident, she's sexy.

- Paris Hilton







Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton







Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Paris Hilton







um, die ?

so whats wrong with the first two?????

im pretty sure the 2nd one is not hers. i know i heard it before she got popular and i dont think she would be able to come up with something that intelligent

Fair enough ^

well, we know the type of women you go for. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

how long did it take you to think that one up?

Not as long as you spent trolling for those lame-ass quotes https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

but seriously, what the **** is wrong with the first two????

yeah seriously, grow a penis

it all came to me while reading your post... so like 5-10 seconds