Kill Whitey!

I'm German, Italian, and Polish. I bring my gun fishing, drink beer efficiently and systematically, and then kill the guys I'm with and take their fish for "the family". :bigok:

are you sure you dont try to drink the fishing pole?



mike

Only if I were Irish....then I'd drink the lake and it'd be easy to get the fish.

I like spear fishing. That's right, I've discovered a way to breathe underwater, JUST LIKE THE FISH DO. I call it MUBAM (my underwater breathing air machine). With this new innovation, I can hunt the fish in their own environment, and shoot them with a spear gun. Fun times.

Dude you may have issues. First off underwater you cannot smoke cigars, furthermore you are unable to drink alcoholic beverages. You have eliminated two very important factors of the fishing experience.

yes, even the german fisherman know that



mike

ever gone ice fishing in a hotboxed icefishing hut???? well i have, wouldnt recommend it, nor would i recommend leaving keys in an open pocket when around the ice fishing hole but thats another story

yes losing keys=buzzkil



mike

Whoa whoa whoa, You mean to tell me that TURBOII isn't white. :bigok: