A wife decides to take her husband to a topless club for his birthday.



They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Roy! How ya doin'?"



His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.



"Never,"says Roy. "But the doorman's on my bowling team."



Once they're seated, a waitress asks Roy if he'd like his usual and brings

over a Canadian and 7. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and

says, "How did she know you drink Canadian Club?"



"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them. We

know each others' habits."



A blonde stripper then comes over to their table, takes off her top, throws

her arms around Roy, and says "Roy, baby. Want your usual table dance, big

guy?"



Roy's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.



Roy follows her, spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door,

he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper

must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.



She screams at him at the top of her lungs, and calls him every name in the

book.



After a couple minutes, the cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Roy."

BONG!

not doing it for me

im drunk and it STILL wasnt funny!

LA CERVEZA MAS FINA!



Viva las Mexico! Damn, i'm Irish but I love Corona! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/beer.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/beerchug.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/37.gif

im partly irish!

I'm half Irish. Then there's some German, Scottish, French and the "all American favorite" Native American. With all these nationalities, my skin's so red, the shits purple. I can see why so many people in america need medication. I don't know whether to drink and fight, or smoke pot and be peaceful https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

I'm 100% Irish, and I actually live in Ireland!!!



Mark

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