I was leaving Walmart after buying some Redbull, cause it was a really long day after I haxored the network at the Hotel. And ya know what happened next? I got a ticket for speeding in my Uber JDM TII (You know the one, the white one, taken by the okinawan sea wall?). So how can I get the Judge to let me date his uber hot Cheerleader Nympho daughter>?

NOT BEING A ****** WOULD HELP

Oh no. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png

I will do the dirty work of pleasuring the cheerleader daughter and right before she blows I give her the ticket and tell her it was my friend who is handicapped and retarded and would she do me a favor. You know...kinda a timing and emotional crutch thingy.

Banzai, you forgot insurance fraud. Oh, and of course, srce's gayness. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

cooter pics please

Ya know its been awhile since I posted Christy's snatch. Might have to do that later.

or maybe not, ah nostalgia

This comming from the guy with a swinging dong in his sig AND avatar...

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif Do it and DIE!!!!!111!111!!

did you pay for your wendys with a credit card?



true story- the other day I brought my fries back in the store because the BIGGIE was not so BIGGIE,

this was like the 4th time they did that

Isnt that one of the best pleasures in life? Drive through only to get a fucked up order? You know they say that some of the post people who went postal had that pleasure before they went postal. (How do ya like that usage?) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yeah, what the hell's up with that? You can go inside and order 10 times--okay, well maybe three or four--and they don't **** up your order. But go through the drive-thru just once, and they **** it up guaranteed.

arent they all like that, irregardless of size?

i always go inside anyway, even if a miracle happens and they type your order in right in the drive thru, they wont be able to get the right stuff in the bag and out the window

Get a bullet and write his name on it.

I take it these are not the same people that put a man on the moon?

ONE TIME I WENT IN AND ORDERED A BACON MUSHROOM MELT AND WALKED OUT WITH A CLASSIC DOUBLE WITH CHEESE AND FRIES. I WAS GONNA THROW A **** FIT BUT THE DOUBLE IS MORE EXPENSIVE SO I WAS LIKE, WTF EVER. I GAVE THE FRIES TO THE GARBAGE CAN.

no these are the extras featured in "supersize me"

hahaha no **** .Like hitting the lottery! I got a kids happy meal extra one time and a extra coke.

I was on the cell when she repeated my order at the pickup and I said uh...yea.So I drove away ahead that time. But I am still down to house. They fucked me many times.

**** you guys, I'm starving over here reading all this ****.

I'm not hungry because I haven't pooped in three days!

I PUT THE DONGS IN MY AVATAR HAHAHAHAHA SWINGING DONGS FO LYFE !!!!!!!!

we have a new champion

You should really get some of this cereal. It works great!