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-=RX-7 KID=- 05-20-2004 03:50 AM

I found this in the profile of the last girl i took for a ride in the 7. I swear to god i didnt make this up.



"i dont ****** care if u dont think hes cute...to me hes ****** hott and omg i got a ride in the car now i wanna ride him"



After that she text messaged me saying



"o hotie yum"



"did i ever tel u i want to reck u"



Then i stated that this wasent her and if it was she was kidding then she said



"No this is ___ n i am totaly serious"



Man that car never had any effect like this before!

Srce 05-20-2004 04:04 AM

Now this is a situation where you definitly wanna HIT IT, not like ****** a chick at work. More power to you brother.

rfreeman27 05-20-2004 06:39 AM

Congrats...

treceb 05-20-2004 06:59 AM

i hope u dont find it funny cause of your sexual orientation....

Dave 88 A.E 05-20-2004 07:10 AM

I wouldn't say it is funny more like Kick ass

FDRacing 05-20-2004 07:26 AM


"No this is brian i am totaly serious"


https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif its the ******* DICK FACTOR!!!!

YukiRX7Aisha 05-20-2004 07:36 AM

Hahahaha, good **** man! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

defprun 05-20-2004 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 20 2004, 04:26 AM

brian earl spilner?! Sounds like a serial killer's name, are you a serial killer brian?

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-20-2004 08:21 PM

Hum that was deff not a brian. But that would have made it well more scary then funny if it was. No i just think it's funny cause i've only went out with that girl like 2 times.

FikseRxSeven 05-20-2004 08:23 PM

wow, now you need a fuel system to make her orgasm while she's in the car..... then you take care of her after that orgasm..



multiple https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

FDRacing 05-20-2004 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 20 2004, 05:23 PM
wow, now you need a fuel system to make her orgasm while she's in the car..... then you take care of her after that orgasm..



multiple https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

ya as in steam clean the seat

Apex13B 05-20-2004 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 20 2004, 08:36 PM
ya as in steam clean the seat

cleveland steamer!

Eyxom 05-20-2004 10:09 PM

Hot ****... I can't say that's happened to me yet... Yet...

Dysfnctnl85 05-20-2004 10:20 PM

No FD, no *****?

boxrs4sale 05-20-2004 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='May 20 2004, 01:04 AM
Now this is a situation where you definitly wanna HIT IT, not like ****** a chick at work. More power to you brother.

yup. once again, srce and i have similar views towards sex and women .. hahaha

boost_creep 05-20-2004 10:36 PM

You should be telling us this after you slap that ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif . Hey.....two dates and you have not hit it yet even after she craves for some dicking. Trying to be a gentleman or are you a SHY GUY? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

cripsr6 05-20-2004 10:44 PM

u ahould be TWISTIN HER OUT RIGHT NOW!

Eric Happy Meal 05-20-2004 10:46 PM

get on it now! just call her up and be like "hey, what are you doing for the next half hour?"

boost_creep 05-20-2004 10:47 PM

Try it, Try it.

rotarychainsaw 05-20-2004 10:54 PM

Yeah do it, I need to live vicariously through someone with a nice car.

boost_creep 05-20-2004 10:57 PM

I guess he is waiting for her to contact him. Shocking to be put in that position but "BE THE HUNTER NOT THE HUNTED"

vosko 05-20-2004 11:15 PM

the chicks loved my FD at drift events.... was pretty funny

FDRacing 05-20-2004 11:49 PM

told ya an FD gets bitches

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-21-2004 03:02 AM

I'll give her a call tommorrow. Wreck it real good and tell you how it was. Did i mention she's a virgin?

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-21-2004 03:10 AM

Oh and the 2 date thing, i went out with her once near the end of last year. I didnt talk to her again for awhile then i just took her out this last saterday then i just got these text massages and saw that in her profile about 2 day's ago. So it's not like i knew during the dates. Last time thou she was really trien to get on my but we were at the races and she had to be home by like 3am. Some stupid curfue that is.

FikseRxSeven 05-21-2004 03:12 AM

get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-21-2004 03:22 AM

Oh damn that's kinda just nasty

FikseRxSeven 05-21-2004 03:24 AM

kinda

drifter 05-21-2004 09:25 AM

finally, it got to 2 pages before someone yelled



PICS!!!!!!!!!

drifter 05-21-2004 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 04:12 PM
get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen

LOL



put your phone on vibrate and finish her off

banzaitoyota 05-21-2004 09:27 AM

Hit Her in the Shitter!

FDRacing 05-21-2004 10:58 AM

make sure u yell out names of all her friends, and mayber her mom

defprun 05-21-2004 11:39 AM

OIY, virgins...https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png

defprun 05-21-2004 11:40 AM

"I want it to be special" in my ass...

Sinful7 05-21-2004 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 01:24 AM
kinda

Not really.

Eyxom 05-21-2004 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='May 21 2004, 08:44 AM
Not really.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

DeaconFrost 05-21-2004 12:22 PM

That **** happened to me all the damn time...maybe it was because they figured out that most mustang guys are retarted...? and thats all we have here. that and civics.



I loved pulling into a lot with people crowded around some eclipse or civic and then the automatic hood popper in my arm does its work and walla...everybody and their mother is at the front of my car. but the bast was, I pull in and most of the girls come over asking for rides...ahh, its pure choice.



hmm...car has been broken for 2 months...no play for 2 months...coincidense(sp) I think not. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

-=RX-7 KID=- 05-21-2004 08:14 PM

Damn, so this isent a isolated case. And i can expect thsi to happen more in the future. YEAAAAAAA !!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif

sectachrome 05-21-2004 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 12:12 AM
get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen

bahahaha https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

cripsr6 05-22-2004 07:58 PM


get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen
your off the charts mulletman!


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