I found this in the profile of the last girl i took for a ride in the 7. I swear to god i didnt make this up.
"i dont ****** care if u dont think hes cute...to me hes ****** hott and omg i got a ride in the car now i wanna ride him" After that she text messaged me saying "o hotie yum" "did i ever tel u i want to reck u" Then i stated that this wasent her and if it was she was kidding then she said "No this is ___ n i am totaly serious" Man that car never had any effect like this before! |
Now this is a situation where you definitly wanna HIT IT, not like ****** a chick at work. More power to you brother.
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Congrats...
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i hope u dont find it funny cause of your sexual orientation....
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I wouldn't say it is funny more like Kick ass
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"No this is brian i am totaly serious" https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif its the ******* DICK FACTOR!!!! |
Hahahaha, good **** man! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif
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Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 20 2004, 04:26 AM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif its the ******* DICK FACTOR!!!!
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Hum that was deff not a brian. But that would have made it well more scary then funny if it was. No i just think it's funny cause i've only went out with that girl like 2 times.
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wow, now you need a fuel system to make her orgasm while she's in the car..... then you take care of her after that orgasm..
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 20 2004, 05:23 PM
wow, now you need a fuel system to make her orgasm while she's in the car..... then you take care of her after that orgasm..
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Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 20 2004, 08:36 PM
ya as in steam clean the seat
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Hot ****... I can't say that's happened to me yet... Yet...
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No FD, no *****?
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='May 20 2004, 01:04 AM
Now this is a situation where you definitly wanna HIT IT, not like ****** a chick at work. More power to you brother.
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You should be telling us this after you slap that ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif . Hey.....two dates and you have not hit it yet even after she craves for some dicking. Trying to be a gentleman or are you a SHY GUY? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif
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u ahould be TWISTIN HER OUT RIGHT NOW!
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get on it now! just call her up and be like "hey, what are you doing for the next half hour?"
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Try it, Try it.
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Yeah do it, I need to live vicariously through someone with a nice car.
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I guess he is waiting for her to contact him. Shocking to be put in that position but "BE THE HUNTER NOT THE HUNTED"
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the chicks loved my FD at drift events.... was pretty funny
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told ya an FD gets bitches
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I'll give her a call tommorrow. Wreck it real good and tell you how it was. Did i mention she's a virgin?
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Oh and the 2 date thing, i went out with her once near the end of last year. I didnt talk to her again for awhile then i just took her out this last saterday then i just got these text massages and saw that in her profile about 2 day's ago. So it's not like i knew during the dates. Last time thou she was really trien to get on my but we were at the races and she had to be home by like 3am. Some stupid curfue that is.
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get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen
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Oh damn that's kinda just nasty
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kinda
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finally, it got to 2 pages before someone yelled
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 04:12 PM
get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen
put your phone on vibrate and finish her off |
Hit Her in the Shitter!
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make sure u yell out names of all her friends, and mayber her mom
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OIY, virgins...https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png
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"I want it to be special" in my ass...
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 01:24 AM
kinda
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='May 21 2004, 08:44 AM
Not really.
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That **** happened to me all the damn time...maybe it was because they figured out that most mustang guys are retarted...? and thats all we have here. that and civics.
I loved pulling into a lot with people crowded around some eclipse or civic and then the automatic hood popper in my arm does its work and walla...everybody and their mother is at the front of my car. but the bast was, I pull in and most of the girls come over asking for rides...ahh, its pure choice. hmm...car has been broken for 2 months...no play for 2 months...coincidense(sp) I think not. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Damn, so this isent a isolated case. And i can expect thsi to happen more in the future. YEAAAAAAA !!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='May 21 2004, 12:12 AM
get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen
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get a camera phone and take a picture of her hymen |
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