This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.





Here are the three winners:



Third place:



There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

'Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.



Second place:



Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.



And the winning entry:



Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known:

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown.

HAHAHAHAAH