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-=RX-7 KID=- 05-22-2004 04:05 AM

It's when your hitting them doggy style and they are facing the head board. You reach around take both their arms out from under them then slam em stright into the head board.

UniqueTII 05-22-2004 05:57 AM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 21 2004, 09:59 PM
defprun: pushing it?

defprun: she already made it fall off the cliff

OMG, that's good. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Dave 88 A.E 05-22-2004 06:55 AM

HAHA I had a girl tell me my A.E was ugly. And she drives a bright ass yellow Cavalier.

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 05-22-2004 07:46 AM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683572.gif how about top 10 things to do to that demon seed



Most Humiliating Sex Acts

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 05-22-2004 08:09 AM

Other stuff that needs to be done to that girl that was not on the top 10 list:



The Tony Danza: When doing her doggystyle you proceed to knock her arms out from under her so she falls flat on her face. Then you yell "Who's the Boss, bitch!!!"

this ones my personal fav



The Purple Mushroom - When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.



The Rodeo - A bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.



The Hot Lunch - When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster **** right onto her chest.



The Angry Dragon - On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your cum. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.

venomrx7 05-22-2004 05:21 PM

the angry dragon is funny as hell, wrong, but funny.



did y'all hear about the chick in australia that drowned while giving head. heh.... thats humiliation

rowtareh 05-22-2004 05:44 PM

Dog in a Bathtub-This is a proper name for when you



attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it



can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.



Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who



has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur



ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.



http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/...sanchez_et.html

rx7girltk 05-22-2004 06:28 PM

you guys are sic

FDRacing 05-23-2004 02:13 AM

lmao fdracing patented "make her thing you fucked her mom"



Get her doggy style, grab her tits, and say "u know these tits feel alot like your moms"



hold the fuk on

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 05-23-2004 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by rx7girltk' date='May 22 2004, 03:28 PM
you guys are sic

It's that girl's fault... brought out the sickness in us.... that bitch


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