dude....

AHAHAHA thats ****** great!!!!

You might be a ******* redneck if...

have you ever seen a midget lick his own *******? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything..

i want to go.... trash the **** out of the trailor and **** my woman everywhere (includeing the pool). Just to ruin those peoples lives

[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='Jul 14 2005, 11:26 PM']have you ever seen a midget lick his own *******? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything..


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I have....

OMGWTFBBQ!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

I didn't know rednecks drink corona.

i didnt know they had rednecks in new hampshire.

Both good points.

and you all thought the south was bad...

this was featured on attack of the show n g4(previously tech tv). like 3 days ago maby??

Oh my gosh, that is so amazing, I love America!!!! If only I would have bid. Hmm, I wonder if the roomies would be ok with auctioning off a week in our house...

[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Jul 15 2005, 05:47 AM']I didn't know rednecks drink corona.


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You son of a bitch you noticed that too lol, yeah, it would have to be bud, or bud light or something of the like.

i noticed the corona too and i dont even drink beer.

less not drinking and more pics of gf's ass

The guy yer talkin to ain't a reel redneck unless he stops mid-sentence to spit...

do rednecks drink redbull?

Yes, Rednecks drink REDBULL that they BUY





POOR WHITE TRASH steals REDBULL

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jul 15 2005, 11:46 AM']Yes, Rednecks drink REDBULL that they BUY

POOR WHITE TRASH steals REDBULL


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Oh damn, here we go again https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Jul 15 2005, 01:22 PM']You son of a bitch you noticed that too lol, yeah, it would have to be bud, or bud light or something of the like.


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I am always on the look out for beer. I think i might have a problem.

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Jul 15 2005, 11:22 AM']You son of a bitch you noticed that too lol, yeah, it would have to be bud, or bud light or something of the like.


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I always thought that PBR is more where it's at for rednecks. Now that **** is cheap.

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jul 15 2005, 02:46 PM']Yes, Rednecks drink REDBULL that they BUY

POOR WHITE TRASH steals REDBULL


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On that note I found a way to get free candy. I was in the candy stockroom at the store where I work. So I reached into a box and took a piece. I feel bad for it but I didn't want to pay, I have to support my Red Bull and alcohol habit.

[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Jul 15 2005, 02:23 PM']On that note I found a way to get free candy. I was in the candy stockroom at the store where I work. So I reached into a box and took a piece. I feel bad for it but I didn't want to pay, I have to support my Red Bull and alcohol habit.


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at least you didnt steal the red bull

[quote name='sweet7'sgirl69' date='Jul 15 2005, 03:22 PM']I always thought that PBR is more where it's at for rednecks. Now that **** is cheap.


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Nah more like Genny, michelob, Bud or Schaffers

[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Jul 15 2005, 01:23 PM']On that note I found a way to get free candy. I was in the candy stockroom at the store where I work. So I reached into a box and took a piece. I feel bad for it but I didn't want to pay, I have to support my Red Bull and alcohol habit.


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You should be ashamed of yourself!! A whole piece? What were you thinking? Now half of a piece, that would be ok. But one whole one is COMPLETELY crossing the line. You should be ashamed of yourself. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

I am ashamed. So tomorrow I will buy a pound of the candy and tell them to short me.

Not to mention I feel like such a fat ass for eating that candy.

Alright, you are forgiven.

How does a REDNECK buy beer?



Whatever is cheapest at the convenience store

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jul 15 2005, 01:34 PM']How does a REDNECK buy beer?



Whatever is cheapest at the convenience store


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Hahha, ever seen the beer that comes in a white can and says "Beer" in black lettering? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 15 2005, 01:38 PM']Hahha, ever seen the beer that comes in a white can and says "Beer" in black lettering? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif


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No, pic? lol



Speaking of cheap beer. I went to a party last week with a black friend of mine. Even he found this funny, the only food they had was fried chicken, the only beer they had was cobra and colt 45...



I was one of 2 white people out of about 40. I still had a blast. didn't drink much beer though. that **** was nasty

MALT LIQUOR

[quote name='sweet7' date='Jul 15 2005, 02:38 PM']Hahha, ever seen the beer that comes in a white can and says "Beer" in black lettering? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif


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That's great beer! once you are already hammered on the good stuff!