NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ

so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I

don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me

for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're

just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me

to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a

big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she

tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide

which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted

new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for

each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out

a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one

wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me

because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how

to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's

fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of

the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is

all dear, Let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a

while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man

enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy

you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.