ok so i walked past a lady today and she said "the paratroopers dont make any money" (if you think thats weird you dont work in redwood city)



so i wonder if the paratroopers are SUPPOSED to make money? and if they did whats the mechanism for doing so?



um discuss!

obviously they dont have a union.

if i was jumpin out a plane i better be making money

i think they get a lot of hoes in all kinds of different area codes, which is some form of payment.

ahahaha could u imaging just jump out a plane and seeing bithes flock to u while your still up in the air

I am the MASS DEBATER!!

if they are the flying elvis they make money



http://imgsrv.homes.com/imgsrv/d1/43/97785431.jpg

nice lol

ok who take my sammich?



kevin.

lol





A friend of my fathers used to do that for a living.

dress up like dead people?

take people's sammiches?



thats fucked up.



kevin.

could you make a living takin sammiches?

depends, new york has a $1000 omelette, $1000 pizza, and a $55 plate of mac and cheese.



so theres gotta be some pricey sammiches out there.



kevin.

who's gonna fence a sammich?







ROLEX!



ROLEX!



CORNED BEEF!

hey man i only do it on saturday nights, but it gets me by alright, ****.



kevin.

no, but ya eat good!

pic-a-nic baskets fo shore!

I think Paratroopers shoud make whatever the market dictates. I don't know the military pay scale but I would think "Paratrooper" should be making over 70k a year. If they don't it's a crime.

well she said paratroopers, like the company, not like each individual one. id ask her again, but um yeah

maybe we should put a target on the ground and pay them according to where they land on the target.



Or better yet put the target on the back of a moving 18 wheeler.