***News Flash*** We now have confirmation that Christina Aguilera has tested positive for every STD known to modern science, as well as leading to the discovery of 3 previously unknown diseases. The doctors at MIT were extremely excited at getting a chance to observe a very rare STD called "Molluzious Febloma", that can only be contracted in the jungles of Borneo by having sexual relations with tree sloths. Aguilera denied ever going to Borneo or having sex with a sloth, but we remain skeptical after seeing a scorpion crawl out of her vagina at the Grammy's.
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[quote name='GreyGT-C' date='Apr 2 2005, 05:14 PM']***News Flash*** We now have confirmation that Christina Aguilera has tested positive for every STD known to modern science, as well as leading to the discovery of 3 previously unknown diseases. The doctors at MIT were extremely excited at getting a chance to observe a very rare STD called "Molluzious Febloma", that can only be contracted in the jungles of Borneo by having sexual relations with tree sloths. Aguilera denied ever going to Borneo or having sex with a sloth, but we remain skeptical after seeing a scorpion crawl out of her vagina at the Grammy's.
from our freinds at www.somethingawful.com [snapback]694528[/snapback] [/quote] and she has such a luscious ass, it's a damn shame but those ***** dwelling scorpions will get you everytime. |
[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 2 2005, 09:18 PM']and she has such a luscious ass, it's a damn shame but those ***** dwelling scorpions will get you everytime.
[snapback]694533[/snapback] [/quote] such a good choice of words... |
she has a weiner
- Hand |
she wanna be a sista. ******* FREAK!
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[quote name='G2G' date='Apr 2 2005, 05:26 PM']she has a weiner
- Hand [snapback]694540[/snapback] [/quote] 2 weiners. |
Fiesta?
- Hand |
she gave head to the pope.
took all the life outa him. |
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