One year the Washington Post had a contest for people to write-in with new words or definitions. Here are some of the better ones.







Reintarnation – Coming back to life as a hillbilly.







Giraffitti – Vandalism painted very, very high.







Sarchasm – The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.







Abdicate – To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.







Esplande – To attempt an explanation while drunk.







Flabbergasted - Appalled over how much weight you have gained.







Negligent – Describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.







Coffee – A person who is coughed upon.







Balderdash – A rapidly receding hairline.







Rectitude – The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.







Intaxication – The annual euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.

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Esplande – To attempt an explanation while drunk.







Splain......a bro was trying to explain the problem to me.....TRUE!

I said "woe..spell that for me?"

oh wait my redneck buddy said this cause he was so pumped about going fishing..

"Man we'er gonna massacrate them fish!"

Me and the other guys ******* spit up good beer with this comment.

Banzaitoyota- Drunk driving in Japan when you end up with your toyo in a banzai tree.



--Laurnen

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