New Rule: - The more complicated the Starbucks

order, the bigger the *******. If you walk into a

Starbucks and order a "decaf grandee

half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot,

gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one

Sweet-N'-Low and one Nutra Sweet! ," ooh, you're a

huge *******.

Im so tired of just reading that I need one....but real sugar not the rat pioson.Oh and uh... I only have $100.00 sorry its my book money.

i have yet to drink anything starbucks... i'm not on a boycott i just never got around to it...

I was in Starbucks today! Takes 5 minutes to order one drink, whether you want a plain one or not.

starbucks is for yuppies

damn metrosexual assholes. The way I see it, either you are a straight or you are not. Don't ******* pretend to be straight when you are not.



I like Irish Cream black no sugar. Or a splash of bailey's if it's a **** ass day at the office.

yuppie

i'm there so much i dont even have to order anymore, and theres 3 DIFFERENT ones depending on the time of day and outside temprature.

In my defense, I didn't order anything for myself. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

I'll have what Mike is having!!!!!!

Ha, maybe the Starbucks in SC know him!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

in the morning that would be a grande drip in a venti cup, as we dont want to spill @9000rpms, and a maple scone, i dont ask for one but i get it anyways



in the afternoon, if its not hot we get 2 grande peppermint mocha's for ralph and i, and a grande drip for richard, we get peppermint mochas, because ralph gets em, because his wife likes em, because its warm and cozy and it reminds her of her blanket. just try and use THAT as a pickup line!



if its hot we go for frapachino's, venti, i take mine whith no whip

The only time I've been to Starbucks I ordered a plain black coffee. Tasted like coffee to me, what the hype https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



If u want to drink a mans cup of Joe check this **** out...



http://www.rangercoffee.com/aboutthecompany.htm



You wont sleep for days

i want some of the "Not for the weak or faint of heart"

I may go into a starbucks once a year, if I'm need of a possible headache causing buzz, lol. But at home my daily coffee is SB French Roast. It's either that or Cafe du monde

from NOLA. I drown it in milk.,,,,BB

if you want to **** with the starbucks guy order a medium coffee and watch em stare at you like you are stupid.

I may go into a starbucks once a year, if I'm need of a buzz, lol. But at home my daily coffee is SB French Roast. It's either that or Cafe du monde

from NOLA. I DON'T drown it in milk, just use regular powdered creamer..,,,,BB







The above quote is what I edited it to after the fact. Now it's back to what it was originally!?!?! This site seems top have a LOT of screwy things about it. Like returning edited posts to their original form!?!? WTH?

There's a time limit on editing posts.

Well the edit button worked?, and I'm pretty sure it was within the time alotted, since I re read my post immediately? The post changed and I read it? Next time someone replied, it was back to to the old version. ,,,,,BB

Sounds like you might be drinking too much coffee.

Hehehehe. Possibly? a'ight, back to the subject at hand....,,,,BB

we went to the track with two former starbucks employee's, they were discussing how many half pumps of whatever should go into the grande double half caf mocahchinno. even i was taken aback!

are they "certified" barista's?

I would have slowly backed away, haha.,,,,BB

i dunno, we didnt get to checking their "certifications"

The quality suffers when a non-cert barista is utilized to prepare the liberal coffee drink

Surely all Starbucks employees belong to the International Brotherhood of Yuppie Coffee Drink Preparers? Seeing how unions and liberal yuppies go hand in hand, I would be surprised to find that Starbucks stores aren't union shops.