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I have a dilema. My girls dad owns a limo company and he has asked me to be a driver for him. For those who dont know, hes letting me live in his house for FREE!, I sleep in my girlss room!, and i owe him mad $$$ but hes kewl about it. Now i have to go for a DRUG test and last week i took some drags off this ill ass hydro. Now im werried.
What can i do..besides using someone elses pee |
drink lots of water?
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He thought he smelled pot in his house, now he's going to prove it. Pretty smart!
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i heard drinking vinigar works, although i've never smoked weed, my friends do and they got a job that way
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use someone else piss.
There are drug passing kits, but they are hard to get and waaaay expensive |
your local "legal herb" shop should have detox pills or drinks, take or drink those with tons of water and you should be ok.
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gnc has some cleanser's also dont know what there called maybe body cleanser's
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Originally Posted by venomrx7' date='Jun 14 2004, 07:42 PM
your local "legal herb" shop should have detox pills or drinks, take or drink those with tons of water and you should be ok.
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hey iwinuluz sounds like you've done some of this
i've never done anything, no never, not me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png lol..... |
dip your finger in bleach, and dont dry it off.
then, when you piss in the cup, dip your finger into the cup. The bleach will come off, and it nutralizes the chemicals in the piss. you could put the bleach in a bottle or something too i guess My friend just passed a test doing this...and the fucker smokes nonstop. dumbasses |
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Jun 15 2004, 12:40 AM
dip your finger in bleach, and dont dry it off.
then, when you piss in the cup, dip your finger into the cup. The bleach will come off, and it nutralizes the chemicals in the piss. you could put the bleach in a bottle or something too i guess My friend just passed a test doing this...and the fucker smokes nonstop. dumbasses But that's just me. |
Drink alot of water, And get a detox kit. Also working out helps so run your ass off as much as you can before the test. And most of all dont smoke again befroe the test. If that was the 1's time you smoked in awhile say 30 days. Then it shouldent take more than a week for it to pass normaly. But if you have been smoking alot up to that time you may have it in yout system for up to 30 days. Hope they dont take a hair focial test they can detect it for up to 6 months and there is no way to pass it.
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lol
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Don't be a ***** about it, just tell your the man you smoked some buds and you need some time to pee clean, if he's cool about the money you owe him, maybe he'll be cool about this too.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Jun 14 2004, 08:48 PM
lol
I have heard those detox kits work though. |
they do..... there are some that you just drink, tastes like ****, but it cleans you out. youll be pissin like racing horse for a day or so. so you have to drink TONS of water.
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Originally Posted by venomrx7' date='Jun 14 2004, 10:14 PM
they do..... there are some that you just drink, tastes like ****, but it cleans you out. youll be pissin like racing horse for a day or so. so you have to drink TONS of water.
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beer makes you piss anyway, i don't know if you want to. your penis might pop.
lol. i guess you could, but it would never stay in your stomache long enough to have an effect. whatever liquid goes in comes out in a hurry. |
ive never smoked weed. but i do drink alot. Never drank bleach before either
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Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='Jun 15 2004, 02:27 AM
i do drink alot. Never drank bleach before either
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You should be able to clean in a week if you're not a regular smoker. Run a ton and drink lots of water. Eat Goldenseal pills like there's no tomorrow. The night before you piss, force yourself to drink a gallon of cranberry juice and then keep drinking water in the morning. You don't want to piss that "first one in the morning" for them cuz that's been sitting around inside you for too long. As long as you clean a lot this week and load up on the cranberry juice the night before so you are pissing clear, you should be good. The bleach thing works too, but soemtimes they test for that and will make you piss again if they find bleach. Good luck man...and next time don't smoke before the job interview! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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Originally Posted by 1gendreemer' date='Jun 15 2004, 08:18 AM
You don't want to piss that "first one in the morning" for them cuz that's been sitting around inside you for too long.
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LOL
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Here:
1.)Go out and buy a bunch of diferent detoxers. 2.)Try one, then go to a Mobile, Home Depot or some place that drug tests and test it. 3.)If it works, your clear, if not, try another one. Another thing, if this is like a 'high class job', they may use labs, if they do, your screwed. Labs can pull anything from your urine, as long as its within 30 daze. |
You should be able to clean in a week if you're not a regular smoker. Run a ton and drink lots of water. Eat Goldenseal pills like there's no tomorrow. The night before you piss, force yourself to drink a gallon of cranberry juice and then keep drinking water in the morning. You don't want to piss that "first one in the morning" for them cuz that's been sitting around inside you for too long. As long as you clean a lot this week and load up on the cranberry juice the night before so you are pissing clear, you should be good. The bleach thing works too, but soemtimes they test for that and will make you piss again if they find bleach. Good luck man...and next time don't smoke before the job interview! THC is found in a multitude of foods and drinks (like chocolate), so the companys that test have an acceptable amount you can have in your urine. Follow 1gendreemer's instructions and your piss will be plenty diluted. That or have a clean friend piss into a condom, wear whity-tightys(keeping the other persons clean urine above 90 degrees is necessary for the test), and when you get there pour it into the cup. RE420B |
Wow, there's another stellar employee, the one willing to carry someone else's piss in their underwear so they can get high. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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