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My wife left me...
I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife me we had to cut back on expenses, and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends--- Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back |
hahahahahha.. oh man thats good stuff..
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BURN! Nice
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='803835' date='Feb 24 2006, 05:59 AM
My wife left me... I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife me we had to cut back on expenses, and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends--- Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back Banzai, you've got to listen to me. This same thing happened to me back until 1998 But "I" left her because she was so sellfish. Now and after so lone, she tells me that, what she did was immature and she even told me that she which to turn the clock back. Well guess what, to late. I got married again and am getting divorce again because I am not going to put up with no ones junk. I finally founf my very frist girlfriend (at the age of seven) and she told me she will be on my side in what ever I decide and will not let me go. This one know I love racing. And guess what? She does too. Now I can say,....HEEE......HAW! Good luck! But dont put up with no ones junk. They are looking at themselves and not at the other half. Let her go and teach her. Don't beg or make show...let her realized that she left and will have to apologized, NOT YOU! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/violin.gif Also, in these day my own kids ask me "why you put up with so much with mom? That tells me that my own kid have seen and understand what I went through. My kids are 20 and 22. |
Originally Posted by crpdragracing' post='803919' date='Feb 24 2006, 12:54 PM
Banzai, you've got to listen to me. This same thing happened to me back until 1998 But "I" left her because she was so sellfish. Now and after so lone, she tells me that, what she did was immature and she even told me that she which to turn the clock back. Well guess what, to late. I got married again and am getting divorce again because I am not going to put up with no ones junk. I finally founf my very frist girlfriend (at the age of seven) and she told me she will be on my side in what ever I decide and will not let me go. This one know I love racing. And guess what? She does too. Now I can say,....HEEE......HAW! Good luck! But dont put up with no ones junk. They are looking at themselves and not at the other half. Let her go and teach her. Don't beg or make show...let her realized that she left and will have to apologized, NOT YOU! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/violin.gif Also, in these day my own kids ask me "why you put up with so much with mom? That tells me that my own kid have seen and understand what I went through. My kids are 20 and 22. |
^someone doesn't know me velly well
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Either that or your joke was THAT RETARDED.
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meh, you were due for a newer model anyhow, that one was getting old and naggy.
anyhow, if ya need an ear to bend you got my nombre! |
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='803945' date='Feb 24 2006, 12:07 PM
meh, you were due for a newer model anyhow, that one was getting old and naggy. anyhow, if ya need an ear to bend you got my nombre! |
Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='803950' date='Feb 24 2006, 02:14 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/wtf.gif Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor. - Lord Richard Buckley i was playing along...... |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='803923' date='Feb 24 2006, 12:00 PM
^someone doesn't know me velly well HE,he,he,he,he,he,eh...... |
Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='803944' date='Feb 24 2006, 02:04 PM
Either that or your joke was THAT RETARDED. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif |
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='803954' date='Feb 24 2006, 12:23 PM
i was playing along...... |
Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='803965' date='Feb 24 2006, 03:06 PM
Lord Ricardo Buckley-o was a tool. alrighty then.......... u would know |
Your mother.
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haha good one!
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lol you had me there for a second! joke was FAB!
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haha. nice
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karmas a bitch just in some peoples cases it worse than others sorry for the loss man, things will get better someday
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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif Just trying to figure out whats in the water in the NW Section of the country. Wait I know!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
I think it's pretty hilarious that some people are taking this seriously.
"For real though man, sorry for your loss. F those biatches." https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
Humor is lost on some people, especially if it evolves above the recycled crap today they call comedy. Nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no mooooore
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='804191' date='Feb 25 2006, 04:31 AM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif Just trying to figure out whats in the water in the NW Section of the country. Wait I know!!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif PINEAPPLES! |
Thats it! BRILLIANT!
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oh poor banzai... haha its ok ill spoon with you tonight.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
I feel sorry for the people that dont get the joke https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
Ok but really now, Important questions need answering........
Have you gone back to drinking yet? |
well since she left do you have any naked pics, just kidding if she left then now you can get some new tail!!
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Jose take that **** down now......
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lol
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sorry just a joke
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Awe damn. I missed something good.
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