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j9fd3s 09-05-2003 02:57 PM

ive learned 2 things about cars.



1. always tighten fan, if not fan will eat radiator, shroud water pump and then leave the building



2. you either need ac or a battery hold down. other wise the battery will attack the brake lines causing small fires, darkness and um something



mike

UniqueTII 09-05-2003 02:57 PM

Those are pretty good rules.

banzaitoyota 09-05-2003 02:58 PM

what did you blow up now?

j9fd3s 09-05-2003 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Sep 5 2003, 11:58 AM
what did you blow up now?

oh nothing, i had just remembered what the second one was.



#3. the mercedes might run on tequilia but it also might lean backfire and then you have no eyebrows

Apex13B 09-05-2003 03:23 PM

rule #4.......solex carbs ******* suck

UniqueTII 09-05-2003 03:28 PM

A friend of mine had a mid 60's Mercedes. I don't know if it ran on tequila, but he did have it for 230K (bought it with 160K and then put 230K more on it, not total) and sold it for what he paid.

Apex13B 09-05-2003 03:43 PM

as long as its silver tequila...its'll run. Gold tequila fucks up the stem seals and fire ring

j9fd3s 09-05-2003 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Sep 5 2003, 12:23 PM
rule #4.......solex carbs ******* suck

yah, thats why we were trying to run it on tequlia!

Joe Flo 09-05-2003 04:31 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif I never know when yall are focking around. Will a mercedes really run on tequila. Cause this girl I am kinda talking with sister has one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

j9fd3s 09-05-2003 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Sep 5 2003, 01:31 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif I never know when yall are focking around. Will a mercedes really run on tequila. Cause this girl I am kinda talking with sister has one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

it kinda runs like the delorean in back to the future 3



mike


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