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W3izard = drifter

anarki = Series1Rx7

Anyway here goes:

W3izard says: Whats the name of the urine-drinking dopey ****?

anarki says: sprong.

W3izard says: haha thats right

anarki says: he is gonna be on our website, he will make money.. you should see some of the footage we have of him.. people will pay to see him, trust me.. we have 'the sprong files'.

W3izard says: haha

W3izard says: I've got a better story for you than the urine drinking...

anarki says: haha..

anarki says: which is?

W3izard says: lets see...

anarki says: we have the funniest ****.. you would just laugh at some of the footage we have..

W3izard says: It involves my friends Ian and Tim

anarki says: it is ******* funny.. and he does it on a voluntary basis..

anarki says: haha..

W3izard says: his just one tripped out dopey mofo..

W3izard says: anyway, back to my stoey

W3izard says: story even

W3izard says: so Tim and Ian and a whole bunch of people are getting drunk

anarki says: ok

W3izard says: Hours go by and Tim sees Ians car windows getting foggy

W3izard says: goes over for a look and theres Ian doing some chick in his car

anarki says: hahahahaha.. how would you feel..

W3izard says: so in his drunkeness, looking at ***** bouncing in front of him, starts beating off...

anarki says: your joking right?

anarki says: hahaha..

W3izard says: he sprogs onto his door handle..Ian totally unaware as he's trying to keep his flaining hard-on..hard...

W3izard says: The good part is yet to come my friend......

W3izard says: In the morning, everyone is feeling a bit worse for wear, Ian notices some crusty dried up white **** on his door handle....

W3izard says: He's like "whats this?".. "must be icecream or something"... and proceeds to lick his finger and wipe it off... haha

W3izard says: but..................... he's relicking the same finger..!!!

W3izard says: endofstory

anarki says: my ******* god..

anarki says: *yacks*

W3izard says: hahahaha

anarki says: did he find out what it was in the end?

W3izard says: nope

anarki says: hahahahaa..

anarki says: *laughs*

anarki says: thats ******* gross man.