ive been looking for this for years! super funny



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/3013959.stm



A bizarre experiment by a group of students has found monkeys cannot write Shakespeare.



Lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth wanted to test the claim that an infinite number of monkeys given typewriters would create the works of The Bard



http://www.apologeticspress.org/articles/2340



What do you really get when you leave six monkeys alone with a computer for a month? A colossal mess! Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word. According to Brian Bernbaum, “a group of faculty and students in the university’s media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques. Then they waited” (2003). The results were far from what evolutionists had hoped to see. Researcher Mike Phillips noted the first thing to happen was that the “lead male got a stone and started bashing…it” (as quoted in Bernbaum, 2003). He went on to note “another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard.”



Eventually the six monkeys—named Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe, and Rowan—did produce five pages of “text.” However, that “text” was composed primarily of the letter S, with the letters A, J, L, and M added on rare occasions. Mike Phillips noted, “They pressed a lot of S’s.” He went on to state, “obviously, English isn’t their first language” (see “Typing Monkeys…,” 2003).

Obviously they were using the wrong kind of monkey.

lmao! they should have used homo erectus?

Exactly! Some of that particular species is particularly eloquent, and inclined to use flowery verbiage.

thats fantastic!

Sometimes I want to bash my monitor with a rock, and defacate on the keyboard.

Hmmm. What kind of monkey are you? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

i believe it would be keyboardus non-deficatus

Sometime I urinate in the cormer of my cube

Is that to attract females, or to warn away other males?