Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

If you put instant coffee in a microwave; Do you go back in time?

if you carpet florida, how long does it take to vacuum?



mike

What about the chickens?

Why do you drive on parkway and Park on a Driveway?

how much wood, could a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



mike

huh?

Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy, Wuz he..

Wee Willy Winkle had to tinkle.............

Why are there brail keys on the drive thru bank tellers!!