Dog's Letters To God



Dear God,

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom,

if ever, smell one another?







Dear God,

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?

Or is it the same old story?



Dear God,

Why are there cars named after the jaguar,

the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and

the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How

often do you see a cougar riding around?

We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to

rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the Chrysler Beagle'?







Dear God,

If a dog barks his head off in the forest

and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?







Dear God,

We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,

hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,

electromagnetic energy fields, and

Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?







Dear God,

More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.







Dear God,

When we get to the Pearly Gates,

do we have to shake hands to get in?







Dear God,

Are there mailmen in Heaven?

If there are, will I have to apologize?

Two dogs in dog heaven meet up , one says to the other, " So how'd you get here?"

The newcomer says "you know 12 great years of chasing bicycles,cars and trucks and this morning my dumb owner backed over me!"