'tis better to give, than to get decapitated

"My ass hurts"



Is always a good one.

a bird in the hand is worth dinner for 2

a gay avatar does not a gay man make?



mike

hey, it's a funny line, I needed a pic to match...guess I shoulda looked around more

there, that's better, and less gay

yes much less gay



mike

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

You mentioned that already.

It is better to have bought an RX-7 and drove, Than to have never bought and drove at all. Unless of course that other driving time was spend behind the wheel of yee such late unto models as they R100, RX-2, RX-3, RX-4, RX-5, RX-8.

Until such time as they shalt pay homage onto they Mazda and They Felix Wankel. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

Um exesive plastic should be left in a womans purse and not put on some punk kids car? :rice:

one must endeavour to keep ones underpants under one's pants



mike

A great man once said "He who hesitates, masturbates"

one must endeavour to keep a pocket for ones pocket watch, fosooth with a pocket watch without a pocket can hardly be so



mike

what are the chances of a quality thought on a monday, isn't that the day you recover from the weekend?



mike

c'mon now Baldy.... at least quote it right:

"Just because we have stunning features, and chizeled abs, doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die, in a freak gasoline fight accident. *Blue Steel*"

:bigok: Blue Steel sucks, go LaTigra and Magnum.

"La Tigra is a softer, more catalogue, look. I use it for footwear."

"10 Minutes, old members only wearhouse. You outta remember that, you're a dinosaur.



I heard some mad stories about this kid man, he's limber, too limber! PUT a cork in it ZANE"



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

One of the best lines in the movie:

---"But why male models?

-"Are you serious? I just told you, like a second ago."



That line was an accident, Stiller forgot his line, and Ducovny just ran with it.

LMAO, I didn't know that.

i get no respect, no respect at all!



http://www.jimbrittphoto.com/showbiz...angerfield.jpg

I copied and pasted the quote of the "quote of the day" on the official zoolander website...blame them :stickpoke:

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time.

Edward P. Tryon

it know it can be tough, but sometimes you just have to move on...today is tuesday...for me, anyway

You forgot to Mention the Repu..

it know it can be tough, but sometimes you just have to move on...today is tuesday...for me, anyway[/quote]

i'm holding on to monday



mike

What jibberish is this.. Today is still Monday isnt it?

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Dave Barry (1947 - )

dave barry....genious

ever read his "guide to guys?" I love his rules on bathroom urinal etiquette

nope the name did ring a bell though



mike