check it out, i found by accident this site that correct commom misheard lyrics in songs! pretty cool!



http://www.amiright.com/misheard/index.shtml





examples:



"Stairway to Heaven"

Misheard Lyrics:

There's a lady who's sure,

that her clitoris is gold

Correct Lyrics:

There's a lady who's sure,

all that glitters is gold

:bigok:

Backstreet Boys', "As Long As You Love Me"

Misheard Lyrics:

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine,

I'm leavin' my knife in your head

Correct Lyrics:

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine,

I'm leavin' my life in your hands



ROFL!

The site should be called "What retards think songs say." https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Hello, my name is Jerk_Racer. And I suffer from chronic lyrichosis. I too never get the lyrics to songs right. It has been a painful condition to grow up with. Ohhh, the embarassment and shame that this has brought upon me throughout the years. Thank goodness there are courageous people out there that have the compassion to post the correct lyrics to songs. Thank you.

My little cousin thought Tina Turner was singing "White slut's got me do, got me doin it"

thats why they invented the drums



mike

BWAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

OMFG thats hilarious.... tina turner probably would say that

LMFAO!!