food coma is even better

Turkey and beer!

We don't eat out a lot, but we eat at the local Mexican joint once a week. Oddly enough, the name of the restaurant is "Mexico". The kids love it. The service is lightning fast. You walk in, they seat you immediately. A second later, you have a basket of fresh warm tortilla chips and some nicey spicy salsa. A minute later, your Mexican waiter takes your order, and ten minutes later you are chowing down on some tasty grub that fills you up and makes you fart. It's perfect!

I don't find that odd at all.

For the record, I also find it odd that your screen name is "Baldy" and yet you are rather hirsute.

Mexican food gives me the shits and has salmonella poisoning,

what is a canadian in a bar?

It's interesting that you mention that, I actually changed my user name on all the other forums I visit, and that was one of the reasons. Folks would meet me in person, and think I was lying online and such. But I've been baldy on here so long, figured I'd leave it.

For tradition's sake, I urge you to remain "Baldy!"

I'll change my user title though, I like "hirsute".

yeah its like a state of mind or something

I think the waiters are psychic at this one mexican place here. You think about what you want, and half a second later, the waiter walks up with it and says "hot plate"

not if you put the proper amount of hot sauce! then you will **** lava!! or at least it will feel that way..